I am up dating my data base and it is driving round the bend.

So what is everyone else up to then?

Sorry if this should be in a different category.

Jay

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

Answers

Trying to decipher evaluation reports from dentists - worst bloody handwriting on the planet. I can only think that once you've mastered the art of understanding what people are saying when you've got your arm down their throat up to the elbow, bad handwriting seems like pretty small beer. Selfish b*ggers!

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

Dentist reports and I thought my website and data base updates were bad !

;o(

Jay

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

18 pages of MS Word documents written by non computer using teaching staff - complete cak. "Convert this for use on the the Intranet please Dodj". Yawwwwnnnnnn!

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

Currently trying to get the submit key to work so that it posts to my e-mail address. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Jay

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

Trying to sift through 489673278423 completely unrelated tasks and 2 days worth of email bombardment...while still suffering something bordering between dizziness and migraine due to the prescription I'm on. Only 2 more days and I don't have to take it anymore yay!!!

Only thing I've successfully accomplished today is getting the first pages of the new and improved dept website up on the webserver. :-)

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

Staring at 4 different screens full of meaningless numbers and prices , whilst news about every politician and financier farting drips through the news feed and squawk box . Talking to anal traders about shite and drinking expensive coffee until the clock ticks round to 5.00 the London market closes and i can get on the piss , ahhhh there's nowt like wasting time .

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

Jay....is your submit button enclosed in form tags? (Form method=post action="mailto:jay@toontoonblacknwhitearmy.com) (/form)

I only used parentheses because I'm being too lazy to look up the code for the proper brackets right now. ;-)

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

Yes its in mailto? (to tecky for me) and I seem to have it working I am Fusion 3.0

Its full steam ahead but all I want to do is go to the pub !

Jay

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

Painfully sifting through 3,000 lines of SQL commands, noting updated tables and their values (all of which have to be converted from Base36!)....

Anyway, 10 more minutes and I'm off to Florence for the weekend....I've got my NUFC Away top with me so I'll try and get a couple of pics outside Fiorentina's ground....failing that I'll beat a couple of them up when I'm showing the twats how to drink tomorrow night ;))

Have a good weekend y'all....

Oh and anyone that wants to text me with the score then please feel free!!! the number is 0403 439031!!

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

ooo..Fusion..fancy. Best I wangled out of my place was Homesite. Still for a glorified text editor it rocketh. I was ready to marry it the day I discovered the table wizard. Sad, sad computer geek me. ;-)

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

Gav.....

One piece of great news, nobody will be phoning you to tell you that that little sh*te has been rubbing his hands together again. Houllier has pulled the hamstrung halfpint from the squad (not even making the bench) and the midget has stropped off claiming to be fully fit and p*ssed off to be dropped. No kidding! The b*gger could come on in a wheelchair and score a hattrick against us, it's personal. Really, really looking forward to this game now :-)

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

YESSSSS!!!!!! Game on!! Great news, Softie!

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

Yeah I heard good news all round.

Role on tomorrow at 3pm ;o)

Jay

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

Yes!! The little worky ticket has bottled out (?) Can't wait for tomorrow. Thanks for the ticket Angus. As for work: We are being TQAed in less than 2 weeks - the tension is unbearable. Roll on April 9th - I'll have been p*ssed for 3 days

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

Just had to share that we have had the best day at work for eight long years.

AND found out we've got tickets for the Semi, flying in on freebies (daughter been working long enough now for Virgin (that's enough ) and staying with sonandfamily 4 stops from Wembley. Halleluah !!!! See you soon !!!!!!

AND now just about to watch last year's Semi-Final with 10 minutes to go.......

AND found out we've got the Liverpool match LIVE on the box at 10.30pm tomorrow night. O, FRABJOUS DAY ;-))

val and Fifties Fan.

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

Wohooo if Firday night break out the wine ;o)

Come on the Toon !!!!!

Jay

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

Gav's off to Florence? Does Dougal know?

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

Boing.......

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

What?! Gav's with Florence and Dougal?! The Dingle gets around!

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

Cue Magic Roundabout music...

-- Anonymous, March 25, 2000