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please shipmates lend a hand: The Mackems had a midfielder who went to Burnley I think about 2 seasons ago, last season mebbe. The ugliest get you ever did see.
-- Anonymous, March 23, 2000
dodgee spelyrI think the bloke was called Mullins, but can't recall his christian name - could have been John. I actually think he was signed from Burnley in the first place as a promising striker, but was successfully converted by the makems into a cr@p midfielder.
-- Anonymous, March 23, 2000
Not the one you're looking forDoggy,Doydjy,Dildo, dodgy, but I think the current most ugly player in the top 4 divisions has to be Jamie Pollock at Manchester.
-- Anonymous, March 23, 2000
It's Steve Agnew, what an ugly get.
-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000
No Dean Windass he could turn milk sourJay
-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000
Not exactly the right place for this, but the posts on here reminded me of a cracking description of Colin Montgomerie, I believe in the Sunday Times, some time ago:-"He looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp".
Uncannily accurate!
-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000
another variation is:he/she has a face like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle
-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000
....and yet another slighter variation on the same line is:Like a camel sucking a biscuit
-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000