"My appearance record isn't the best, you look at it and you think 'dear me, I would have played double that if I had been fit ', but getting injured is part and parcel of playing football, some people get injured, some people don't, unfortunately I come under the category where I get injured and nine times out of ten it's a long term injury."

Well, actually it was none other than Steve Howey. Surely some reporting licence? Well, I suppose the orificial s*ite couldn't print what he actually said. Or mebbes they just couldn't understand him!

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2000