There was a young lady called Laura Who acquired a great Y2K aura Till the dread day it was made When she began to just fade Then all the posters decided to ignore her

There was a young lady called Laura Who acquired a great Y2K aura She was the first Queen Of the whole forum scene But the doomers they wanted to ignore her

There was a young lady called Laura Who acquired a great Y2K aura The forum she did spam Almost causing a net jam But in the end she became a lone roarer

There was a young lady called Laura Who acquired a great Y2K aura she gave the forum a battering By all of her chattering That all our heads were just a little sorer

There was a young lady called Laura Who acquired a great Y2K aura Till she went over the top Her fame bubble it did pop And to think we once all did enjoy her

-- richard (sirrichard@bpm.com), March 21, 2000

Answers

There was a young lady called Laura. Who said "BUNK" to the Y2K aura. To a new forum she went, her venom all spent, saying these folks are better than Yourdon's.

At Spinoff her welcome was warm. We knew she would do us no harm. Some called her a bitch, we saw only her wit. Those having mouths, but no brains are the pits.

Hope you don't mind LL. Enough yet! Although I admit, you're construction is better.

-- gilda (jess@listbot.com), March 21, 2000.

I meant to say, "Enough yet, Richard."

-- gilda (jess@ listbot.com), March 21, 2000.

well i'm thinking of targetting some other members, trouble is need ammo

there was a young lady called gilda no ryhymes there, hmm temporarily have forgot how to spel

-- richard (ohsirrichard@aol.com), March 21, 2000.

gilda, Thank you!

I'm gonna print that up and show it to my nephew. (I get so few strokes, you know? Usually men are just bitchin' at me :o)

~*~

-- Laura (Ladylogic@...), March 21, 2000.

There once was a bitch called Illogic

Who smelled unclean in the armpit

When she turned a polly,

Y2K Pro was so jolly

So they spammed Yourdon's board as a project!

-- Jokester (no@addy.here), March 21, 2000.

There once was a "lady" named Merkley Who went a little bezerkley Lisa called her a twit And she threw quite a fit And now she's hiding in Berkeley

An lady of the highest illogic Was working on a debuners project When the Y2K bug bit She said, "I'm a twit-" I should have listened to doomer's logic

There was a nice lady named Laura Who basked in debunking euphoria When the Y2K bug bit She just about sh## And that's the end of my story-a

-- Merry Riddler (riddler@aol.not), March 22, 2000.

Sir Richard, a young knight of old,

Wrote limericks that appeared so bold,

Of a lady called Laura

And her Y2K aura,

and other stories that shouldn't be told.

-- Malcolm Taylor (taylorm@es.co.nz), March 22, 2000.

so who else wants to be a limerickee

(i.e the subject of one)

-- richard (ohsirrichard@aol.com), March 23, 2000.

Oh Sir Richard the fart

trying to show us he's smart

a limerick or two,

his braincells are few

and can't finish what he starts...

(snicker)

scratchin' an itch...

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), March 23, 2000.

can we do a (facial) zit count on this forum:

me three

plus Dog = 5003

nothing to be ashamed of

PS do you scratch yours till they fester or just leave them to glow in the dark

this is not counting black or whiteheads

-- richard (ohsirrichard@ibm.com), March 23, 2000.

Tee Heee

Consumer is.....

Rof with the dog.....Good one Dog...

There once was a poster named dick He honestly thought he was slick

Along came the dog and gave him the flog and now Dick aint so quik....

tee heee, rolling with the dog....

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), March 24, 2000.