Soccernet are reporting that if Bowyer and Woodgate are found guilty of the more serious of the two offences, that they will be sacked and never play for the club again.

Tre

-- Anonymous, March 17, 2000

Answers

Are they the boot boys?
The Yorkie boot boys
For they are mental
And they are mad
They are the thickest football players
The world has ever had!

-- Anonymous, March 17, 2000

Woodgate and Bowyer have been bailed,
Until the 9th of June,
Two Thousand AD at Leeds Crown Court
On a summer's afternoon.
They'll take a trip down to the cells
At Her Majesty's Pleasure,
Off you go to Wormwood Scrubs
You Leeds United racists!


Oh me lads,
You shouldn't go attacking
Asian students in the street
When your faces are so well known.
They'll hoy the key
In to the lake
And lock you up for ages,
Off you go to Wormwood Scrubs
You Leeds United racists!

-- Anonymous, March 17, 2000

That's good softie.... very good!

-- Anonymous, March 17, 2000

Two more Leeds players have today been charged and bailed over the alleged assault on an Asian teenager. Micheal Duberry has been charged with attempting to pervert the course of justice (presumably for lying to cover for his mates), and reserve team player, Tony Hackworth, with GBH and affray.

-- Anonymous, March 30, 2000

It is just a ploy by SAF to ensure Leeds don't get too near THEIR championship.

Conspiracy theory no. 18247

-- Anonymous, March 31, 2000