or is it just me

-- rich (richard.dale@onion.com), March 15, 2000

Answers

its you

-- richard talking to myself as no-one else will - ah diddums (richard.dale@onion.com), March 15, 2000.

"Or is it just me?"

"It's you."

Now THIS is a dull thread.

-- PunctuationMan (Grammartown@USA.now), March 15, 2000.

There once was a richard of dale

Who was cranky after tankards of ale

his lack of contributions

hindered solutions

I guess he'd rather just sit there and wail

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), March 15, 2000.

Go Unc. Go Unc. Go Unc..... oh welllll.

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), March 15, 2000.

Maybe you need a good dose of Diane "Jackboot" Squire! :)

LOL, Unc!

-- Super Polly (FU_Q_Y2kfreaks@hotmail.com), March 15, 2000.

Beats daytime TeeVee and re-reading (very) old issue of Mad Magazine!

-- AnyoneRemember (WhatLifeWasLikeBeforeThe@Net.com), March 15, 2000.

Anytime - How does the Laura Springer show beat daytime teevee?

-- (whatever@you.want), March 15, 2000.

richard of the dale

crusty old english wanker

dullest of the lot

or else...

complaint of dullness

comes from an amusing source

dull, thy name is Dale

Haiku Mon

-- Haiku Mon (haiku@mon.zzzzzz), March 15, 2000.

Folks, Little Dicky Dale is a self-appointed weinie wanker from the EZ board. Things are so mundane over there he is just looking for a little attentionno problem.

-- Sifting (through@the.rubble), March 15, 2000.

Uh, people, Richard is Manny and Cavscout (and every other name he ca think of.)

When you've been around someone for this long you know what they think about important issues. (I didn't recognize him calling me names for a long time, but I know his political views, his religious views, and most other things that are important to him.

This guy is/was a BIG time loser, and he lost his shorts with Y2k. If he's not Hawk, he's his identical twin.

cavsc out

http://206.28.81.29/HyperNews/get/gn/1956/2/1/1/1/1/1.html

~*~

-- Laura (Ladylogic@...), March 15, 2000.

I just got a chance to read that Unc, LOL!!

(Dog gone it. I don't know what I'm doing wrong with my links. So I'm going to try it again.)

cavs cout

cav scout

~*~

-- Laura (Ladylogic@...), March 15, 2000.

Horseshit.

Richard is mostly a polite wanker, not at all the style of Hawk or Manny.

He and I have engaged in gentle ribbing for a LONG time.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), March 15, 2000.

would that be a trojan 'ribbing', Uncle?

-- Panky (hanky@pankie.orgnetcom), March 15, 2000.

UncleD, Excellent Limerick! How do you do that?

-- cin (cinlooo@aol.com), March 15, 2000.

When you've been around someone for this long

(5 mins)

you know what they think about important issues.

vous n'avez pas la moindre idee, madame (I won't call you mademoiselle as I know how old you are)

(I didn't recognize him calling me names for a long time,

dumkopf

but I know his political views,

what do you know about the "Mother of All Parliaments"

his religious views,

I have nun

and most other things that are important to him.

having a sound mind in a sound body

that is an incomprehensible concept to you (as are most)

This guy is/was a BIG time loser, and he lost his shorts with Y2k. If he's not Hawk, he's his identical twin.

Yes I lost my shorts but gained my dignity in the process.

As an IT contractor I was cleaning up because of y2k.

I have no doppleganger mein liebschen (spelin).

-- richard (richard.dale@onion.com), March 16, 2000.

UncleD, Excellent Limerick! How do you do that?

He copied me

imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

the limerick is mightier than the insult

(and more difficult)

-- richard (richard.dale@onion.com), March 16, 2000.

Yes me again

unk that was very good

hmmm I'll have to look to my laurels (whatever that means)

whom shall I target I wonder (STUPID QUESTION) what rhymes with .....

-- richard (richard.dale@onion.com), March 16, 2000.

richard of the dale crusty old english wanker

dullest of the lot

or else...

complaint of dullness

comes from an amusing source

dull, thy name is Dale

Haiku Mon

2/10 Tries Hard (but will never make it) **sigh**

sounds like you're from Hawaii, they don't have surfers there do they, well only real ones

-- richard (richard.dale@onion.com), March 16, 2000.

Hi Sir Richard,

I owe you an apology. Believe me, I'm feeling a little more than stupid right now.

I thought you were cavscout because you're smart and you have a biting wit. I should have realized you weren't when you didn't make a personal attack on me.

Please understand that I don't have the same advantage you guys have. I don't know who most people are because after I was banned, I read posts for content...not for authors. Right now I'm finding my through a crowd of people I don't know and it's a little disconcerting at times.

Please, forgive me.

Laura

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), March 16, 2000.

Ok accepted as you haven't personally attacked me before without reason that is

you may find however that you are the subject of gentle fun if I can summon up the lost art of...well you'll find out, clue see unk's posting

-- richard (richard.dale@onion.com), March 16, 2000.

That's ok, poke fun at me.

(Christ, I suppose I deserve it :o)

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), March 16, 2000.

you're smart and you have a biting wit

PS thanks, you've found my weak point (vanity), shouldn't have given that one away, I've admitted the chink which you can use

unk may give you the thread to my posts on Diane J S (but now we're friendly though)

-- richard (richard.dale@onion.com), March 16, 2000.

Rick's weak point he says is his vanity

And Dear Laura's seems to be sanity

I'll just sit back and see

what the outcome will be

I hope they refrain from profanity

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), March 16, 2000.

unk - you're on a roll

the gloves are off, the gauntlett has been thrown down

have been out-rhymed before by h

but I have to go home now

-- richard (richard.dale@onion.com), March 16, 2000.

Sir Rick's weak spot seems to me

is not only vanity

he cows at the first

serious duel in verse

But I could be wrong, really

-- Chris (!@#$@pond.com), March 16, 2000.

LOL, Unc!

(Of course you realize as soon as I'm done putting out fires, I get to return the jabs. Right?)

:o)

~*~

-- Laura (Ladylogic@...), March 16, 2000.