Today is your lucky day, my boss called me today and informed me that my transfer went through. Sold my house, have a nice life. Bye!

-- Archiver (Archiver@archiverr.xcom), March 11, 2000

Answers

There aren't computers with inet connections at your new job?

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), March 11, 2000.

Wait--before you go... Are you Linkmeister? Or a former sysop for the old board?

And one more question. How do you get news of a transfer AND sell your house in one day? And what would all that have to do with visiting this board (or not)?

At least tell us who you are (were) before you go.

-- semper paratus (here_with@my.pals), March 11, 2000.

So if I become an Archiver, does that mean the same thing will happen to me?

-- Normally (Oxsys@aol.com), March 11, 2000.

I just cant resist...(looking around with evil grin) and... ----passing "Two tickets to Paradise" to "Leaving on a jet plane" evil grin off....lol..

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), March 11, 2000.

Do you KNOW how long it takes for escrow to close??!!

No really, I'm happy to see you go....err... uuuhh...I mean...take care now, buh-BYE! =0)

-- cin (cinlooo@aol.com), March 11, 2000.

Today is your lucky day

NO ARGUMENT THERE.

My boss called me today

HE HEARD FROM HIS PAROLE OFFICER

And informed me that my transfer went through

BEING SENT BACK TO THE SANITORIUM

Sold my house, have a nice life. Bye!

HIS APARTMENT WAS CONDEMED FOR UNSANITARY REASONS

-- Ra (tion@l.1), March 11, 2000.

Translation - Old Git just killed one of her multiple personalities.

Oh BTW, It wouldn't matter that Diane Squire signed off with "leaving on a jet plane...", would it?

Just coincidence. Or Not.

Whoever it was, good riddance to bad rubbish.

-- LMAO3. (2@two.funny), March 13, 2000.

beware the Idyllwild trolls of palo alto

-- warning (fair@warning.toall), March 13, 2000.

I think you mean Los Gatos, not Palo Alto.

-- Sifting (through@the.rubble), March 13, 2000.

Oh BTW, It wouldn't matter that Diane Squire signed off with "leaving on a jet plane...", would it? Just coincidence. Or Not.

Makes sense to me. Really funny.

Best wishes,,,,,

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), March 13, 2000.