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I screwed up with my girlfriend really, really, really, really bad. She lives on Guam. How can I get her to give me a second chance? Maybe she'll read this and think of me.
-- Jean E. Misery (email@example.com), March 09, 2000
BUDDY, FROM ONE GUY TO ANOTHER, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. SO YOU SAY SHE'S IN GUAM AND YOU WANT A SECOND CHANCE WITH HER......OK! SEND HER MOM AND HER GRANDMOTHER A LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF "PUGUA",SEE IF THAT DON'T GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE...E-MAIL ME BACK WITH RESULTS...OR PERHAPS A WEDDING INVITE?
-- CLYDE PEREZ (CLYDEBLAS@YAHOO.COM), December 20, 2000.