My Mama Says.........

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My mama says, "Church is like a box a chocolates. Sometimes you get some real nuts."

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2000

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Concerning the Kingdom of God: false prophets are like unto nuts - when you shake the tree of Truth, all sorts fall out and litter the ground with refuse. (MMRV - Markee Mark Revised Version)

In the last couple of days, I haven't seen this much trash being laid out since the last hurricane I rode out. Fortunately, the day will come when the trash will be picked up - separating the wheat from the chaff and the good fish from the bad. On that day, "thus sayeth the Lord" shall reign supreme.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2000


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