If you could put your least favorite players into one team, who would be your starting 11? Just think of the hours of fun you could have with their team photo on your dartboard. :-))

Petit, LaPoof, unWise, Perez(token plank) are definites for me...have to think a bit on the rest.

Doesn't necessarily have to be Premiership players.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2000

Answers

Manchester United

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2000

Sutton! French players in the PL with huge gobs talking bollox ie most of em

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2000

Savage, Lennon, Kewell, Hamman, Owen, Roy Keane, Carbone..

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2000

Schmeichel Dixon LeBoeuf Ruddock G. Neville Wise Ince Keane Ginola Cole I Wright

I know there are some oldies, but the hate is still fresh;-)

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2000

Howay, Windy! You've forgotten that b*stard Winterburn...so long as he keeps breathing I'll keep loathing him. Dirty shagbolt.

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2000

Agreed Softie. Winterburn is more loathsome at left back than G Neville, who is just ineptness cloaked in red-shirted arrogance.

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2000

My 11 would be:

David Beckham, Mark Lawrenson, Alan Green, David Beckham, Mark Lawrenson, Alan Green, David Beckham, Mark Lawrenson, Alan Green, and Posh Spice.

Oh and by the way WINDY, why did you put me in your lineup, what have I ever done to you!

ITK

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2000

ITK, I didn't know your surname was LeBoeuf? How unfortunate.

You could always change it by Deed Poll - to Beckham perhaps? ;-)

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2000

If I was that desparate, I would change my name by deed poll to Brooklyn and demand that my paret give me a #10,000 brithday party at a hotel in Lancashire.....I mean for god's sake, who do they think they bloody well are.....sodding Royalty or what.

F**king acting cheating bas**rd is what I call him, particlularly after his bloody antics the other night.....should be on a disrepute charge for that......TWAT

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2000

It's a sad reflection of the times, that most (not all) footballers now have no qualms about play acting. It used to just be a 'foreign' trait, but now the rule of thumb seems to be to never put yourself in any position which could give your opponent the ability to fake an incident.

I was at the Arsenal-Deportivo game at Highbury last week, in with the Spanish crowd (i've got some friends from La Coruna). Their reaction to Djalminha being sent off was interesting, since there was obviously no contact. They seemed to accept it as inevitable because of the agressive way he got up, squaring up to Grimandi, and thus laying himself open for the cheating git to dive on the floor writhing in mock agony. In fact they all took the loss in remarkably good spirits and kept singing to the end..probably basking in the glory of leading the Spanish league. Anyway..I digress.

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2000