Celtic currently have a player who's surname is Scheidt (Rhymes with kite). They are now seeking to buy Davie Weir of Everton, Roy Kean and Nicky Butt of Manure, so that they can field a midfield foursome that will read Weir Kean Butt Scheidt!!!!!

Think aboutit. If you're stuck, read it out loud.

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2000

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yes i dodgy collection by the sounds of it!

Kenny shud put a few of his defenders in midfield- worked a treat for us!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2000