LIBERTY GAZETTE-Disaffected Emoticons Stage Insurgency & More E-Newzgreenspun.com : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread
Five members of the notorious emoticon sect declared a hunger strike and a vow of silence today in solidarity with it's brother faction the "TEXT EGUIVALENTS"
In a statement released by Rep. :\ Ohwell (D) Internet,the five participating in the peaceful resistance are:
In contention is the oft used phrase and creedo "THIS IS THE END OF IT PERIOD !"."To slander such a faithful and steadfast member of this community is unacceptable,we resent the contempt and abuse we have endured at the keyboards of our new masters"
In a related story,Period has gone underground and has stated that when he grows up he hopes to become one of the next generation of Emoticons; a talking and opinionated Emoticon but knows he will have to seek asylum at TB2K Uncensored to realize his full potential.
Happy Emoticons half brother "TEXT EQUIVALENT" ":D" escaped earlier today and has defected on moral principles saying that his name is an ancient symbol for smile and NOT a trigger command for delete.
THIS JUST IN !!!!!!
We have learned from underground sources that the dastardly Emoticon Tongue has been captured and is scheduled at sunrise for oral castration.
Film at 11:00.
-- capnfun (email@example.com), March 08, 2000
Don't be embarressed. Only dweebs know what emoticons are---
Sec ond that emoticon
-- Lars (firstname.lastname@example.org), March 08, 2000.