Firstly, the Guardian complains that Tony Blair was acting in an "unpolitic" way in coming to SJP on Saturday and sitting with the suits after last week's court decision. Secondly, in the Inde, there's a spoof Butler's Diary which depicts Blair dancing around to Dire Straits while wearing a Shearer No9 shirt. Butler persuades him to wear something rather more seemly for the game and says "I am so sorry that your visit to the Toon coincided with the first home loss under Mr Robery Robosn". Blair says "What are you talking about, man?". "The Toon - Newcastle". Blar says "Toon? Newcastle? Oh yes. Jackie Milburn. The Gallowgate End. I issued to sit in the Gallowgate End watching Jackie Milburn at the Toon". Very funny.

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2000

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er, thanks Dougal. (I have to admit a modest contribution to the Blair in Toon Top image)

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2000

Can someone scan it in and put in on this "thread"? Can't be bothered me hoop to go down the shop.

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2000

Scratchy - 'bother your hoop' and get down the shop with your 45p!

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2000

45p....when I've got free* unlimited web access? What am I made of money???

*free in the sense I have to sit here 9-6 everyday.

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2000