So, what do you guys think? Is vanilla sex the best? What's the best sex you've ever had?

-- Meghan (faeriebaby@hotmail.com), March 03, 2000

Answers

Umm... isn't that a personal question?

But I like vanilla ice cream the best, so...

-- Piper (piperdane@yahoo.com), March 05, 2000.

I'm not sure what you mean by vanilla? [Frenchman and an American were talking about sex. Frenchman brags "I know 87 different positions for making ze love!" American says, "Gee, I only know one." and he procedes to describe the missionary position. Frenchman gets a big smile on his face as says "Ah, now I know 88 different positions for making ze love!"]

I like pralines and cream, butter pecan, chocolate chip cookie dough, blueberry swirl, capuccino delight, oh yeah, and vanilla too... and I like sprinkles and whipped cream and strawberries and cherries and hot fudge and butterscotch on top.

And I don't really want to get clinical, so I'll just say that I'll be 57 in about eight more weeks, I've been married twice, I first enjoyed, uh, real ice cream a couple months before my 16th birthday, I'm a straight male, and I've never been in bed with more than two partners at once.

-- Jim (jimsjournal@yahoo.com), March 06, 2000.

Hmmm... maybe you should answer this first, Meghan.

WEll, I'll bite. Vanilla sex is good, but I'm definitely a fan of the wild side. I'd say some of the best sex I ever had was a threesome with my ex and her girlfriend. My ex screwed me with her strap-on while her girlfriend watched. We did other stuff that night too, but that's what stands out the most.

The only thing that would have made it better is if I was performing cunnilingus while being fucked. I think I like to give head more than anything else sexual... which I guess is pretty vanilla. IT's also what made me perfectly happy to date a 21 year old virign for a year. Made her pretty damned happy too :-)

-- David Grenier (retro@retrogression.com), March 22, 2000.

just wanted to add...

"Hey, you asked."

-- David Grenier (retro@retrogression.com), March 22, 2000.

Hey, I know I asked! I like knowing stupid things about people!

It makes me feel powerful.

I should also point out that I'm a big fan of kinky sex, so...Whatever!

-- Meghan (faeriebaby@hotmail.com), March 22, 2000.