http://channels.real.com/vram/single?programs=177&tcode=177

I liberated this for you from a Opossum. Now I can't get it to play on my machine. Is it classified or something? Like top secret photos of your guys taken by NSA, CIA, FBI or the UK Hackers? Maybe the Opossum who owned it fixed it somehow and I'm about to crash and burn. It's called "Militant Ducks".Maybe I shouldn't be stealing from your troops. Can I join the revolution too? I THINK I can get a security clearance.

-- Technically Lame Rodent (Kinkajou@Klueless.com), February 23, 2000

Answers

I think I accidentily ran over one of the Squirrel Kings subjects. By the way have you ever seen what happens to a squirrel who finds themselves across a 12,000 volt shorting two lines together. The spot with little pieces of fur is not pretty. Our transformers are designed to give their beings in defense of the furless apes.

-- Squid (ItsDark@down.here), February 24, 2000.

Squid,

I think S.K.'s got the Raccoons in on it too! Johnstown's been hit by a wave of suicidal critters trying to bring down the lines. It looks like the rodent revolution has indeed spread well beyond the rodents to include any fur or feather bearing mammal. ;-)

Next Spot the Dog and Socks the Cat as turncoats? Where will it end?! How do we tell who are the friendlies?

-- Deb M. (vmcclell@columbus.rr.com), February 24, 2000.