OT: Squirrel Hazing--The Untold Story

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Haven't heard from my King lately. Might this be an explanation?

-- Squirrel Queen (Hey, King!) (listen to my@mating.call), February 20, 2000

Answers

You think it's hazing.

It's really Basic Training.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-- (The Few, The Proud,@The.Squirrels), February 20, 2000.


The time is drawing nearer for the revolution to escalate. Be wary, be forewarned, be careful and keep your nuts dry.

-- justme (justme@myhouse.com), February 20, 2000.

Excellent! Hilarious!

-- canthappen (n@ysayer.com), February 20, 2000.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Dee (T1Colt556@aol.com), February 20, 2000.

I have suspected something like that was going on for a long time now. LOL!!!

-- jeileen (tjfarrar@bellsouth.net), February 20, 2000.


Did I accidentally stumble upon a board full of fruitcakes or something?

-- You (people@scare.me), February 20, 2000.

Lighten up! It's cute.

-- jeileen (tjfarrar@bellsouth.net), February 20, 2000.

You,

Yes, and we're a proud bunch.

Had to be here awhile to appreciate this OT humor. Loved it.

-- Michael (michaelteever@buffalo.com), February 20, 2000.


Bro Possum, Platypus, The Galah Fraternal, Croc, Drongo of Drongo & Sons, The Biting Ferrets, and all antipodean slavish adherents to the pervasive Rodent Revolution(TM), salute the Squirrel King and Queen on there inspirational leadership by example. No slouching permitted when hazing.

Please be assured of our admiration of this posting and we assure your lordships that it'll feature in our monthly OZ Havoc newsletter. 'LONG LIVE THE RODENT REVOLUTION!!!!'

Posted by slavish 'Keeping the Dream Alive' scribe

-- Pieter (zaadz@icisp.net.au), February 20, 2000.


Squirrels 'R Us

-- Squirrel Lurkess (Lurkess@Lurking.XNet), February 21, 2000.


Could it be? The King is dead? How could he not respond to such an enticing mating call?

-- Susan (suheller@koyote.com), February 21, 2000.

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