Three jokes to get you started..Subject: - Ladylogic : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread

Q.What do you call it when Ladylogic gets taken over by a demon ??

A.A vacant possession.


Ladylogic was recently seen in a car park trying to open her locked car with a coat hanger.Y2KPro told her she better hurry up as it was starting to rain & the top was down. .....................................................................

Q.Did you know that Ladylogic used to have a job in the M & M factory ? She got fired for throwing out the Ws.

-- Um (, February 18, 2000


I hear she likes the green ones.

-- (S&M@M&M.meltme), February 18, 2000.

Sic semper spammerae?

-- dinosaur (, February 18, 2000.

If when we associate the behavior of ladylogic with the name "ladylogic", it would be easy to deduce that ladies are illogical and do not know proper behavior.

Fortunately sensible people know that vast majority ladies are intelligent and well mannered - it is just that our liberal society is making it OK for people like ladylogic to come forward full of pride and self esteem while at the same time being totally stupid and ignorant hypocrites.

-- TiredOfDysfunctionalMisfits (, February 18, 2000.

I believe that is being called being political correct. LOL

-- David Whitelaw (, February 18, 2000.

Q: Why did LadyLogic cross the road?

A: To get to the other side... to buy more SPAM from Y2K Pro and Doomer's Spam Stand (nasty capitolists who enjoy mongering fear and forcing innocent people to purchase SPAM).

-- Spam (spam@spam.con), February 18, 2000.

There are 3 kinds of Y2K Pros: those who can count & those who can't.

Sign on LadyLogic's bib: SPIT HAPPENS. Doomer@ suck never uses a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

....Every morning for Y2K Pro is the dawn of a new error...

The perfect gift for LadyLogic, who likes peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

LadyLogic's Motto: I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

Y2K Pro's Motto: The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Doomer's Motto: I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

LadyLogic's Other Motto: Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Madness takes its troll. Please have exact change.

Doomer's English Class Motto: Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Spammer's Motto: There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

GI explains to Polly: I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

A conclusion is simply the place where LadyLogic got tired of thinking.

Advise for LadyLogic: If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Diplomacy for Y2K Pro is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

Diplomacy for LadyLogic - the art of letting someone have your way.

LadyLogic applies for a job. Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

LadyLogic's Consulting Business Motto: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Doomer's Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Q: What's the difference between Elvis and LadyLogic.? A: Elvis was bloated BEFORE he died

-- Spam (spam@spam.con), February 18, 2000.

Um & Spam - Good stuff!!!

-- Guy Daley (, February 18, 2000.

A highway patrolman identified a speeder on his radar. He was astonished to see that the driver, Ladylogic, was knitting. The policeman pulled up beside her car and yelled...... "PULL OVER" "NO" yelled Ladylogic, "A SCARF"

-- (, February 19, 2000.

LMAO!!! I hope she doesn't read this.

-- canthappen (, February 19, 2000.

Read about "Sadie Sanity", a character "loosely" based on LL, in the continuing adventures of "Cap Slockman in the 21st Century".

(Legal disclaimer: Any resemblence of Sadie Sanity or other characters to any actual persons, living or dead, in purely intentional.)

-- just a bored shameless self-promoting (struggling@screenwriter.wannabe), February 19, 2000.

Q. How did Ladylogic injure herself raking leaves?

A. She fell out of the tree.

-- (Here'spickin'@cha.ladylogic), February 19, 2000.

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