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Taxing Humor - Part 2
Children may be deductible, but they are still taxing.
There is no child so bad that he/she can't be used as an income tax deduction.
The path of civilization is paved with tax receipts.
If Congress can pay farmers not to raise crops, why can't we pay Congress to not raise taxes?
Congress does some strange things. It puts a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink...
The attitude of Congress toward hidden taxes is not to do away with them, but to hide them better.
Congress has the unsolved problem of how to get the people to pay taxes they can't afford for services they don't need.
One of the great blessings about living in a democracy is that we have complete control over how we pay our taxes...cash, check, or money order.
The wealth of experience is one possession that hasn't been taxed...yet.
A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait until income tax time.
This country is as free today as it ever was...unless, of course, you happen to be a taxpayer.
Some people think the government owes them a living. The rest of us would gladly settle for a small tax refund.
-- Mad Monk (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 17, 2000