Should the SK run for President?

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Yes, I in all My Greatness, are polling the Members of the Forum!!!It was proposed Yesterday that I, the Great and All Powerful Squirrel King make My services Available as a dark Horse....eerrr Squirrel Candidate for the Highest Office in the Land!!!If you, the foul pink and brown Furless Apes will follow, and Back My campaign, then I will (for the Time being) Cease any and All Squirrel-Borne attacks on Your Infrastructure!!!Decide now!!!Your Time is limited, and My Time is at Hand!!!Which would you prefer???A bloated Plutocrat with a brain like A Squirrel???Or A Squirrel, a Squirrel, with the Brain of a King???It is Your decision!!!Long Live the Squirrel King!!!Long Live the Revolution!!!

-- The Squirrel King (StillNuts@upina.Tree), February 16, 2000

Answers

If elected, could you work harmoniously with the weasels?

-- dddrs (dddrs@losttime.com), February 16, 2000.

Oh, sure, you SAY you'll run, but I'll bet you won't register in my state and I'll be stuck voting for some socialist third party again.

-- Had it with (those@political.parties), February 16, 2000.

Give our postman another chuckle. Yesterday he delivered our voter registration cards. One was for the republican party, the other for the democratic. Now, if we both sign up for your squirrel party, he'll really get a good laugh. But that's ok, as we're pretty disgusted with what's going on in both parties.

Squirrels 'R Us!

-- Lurkess (Lurkess@Lurking.XNet), February 16, 2000.


Sure. Go for it! Uncle Bob could help you with your web page, and I could distribute flyers around the OSU campus.

-- (ladybuckeye_59@yahoo.com), February 16, 2000.

Plutocrazy?

I've always been in favor of Neptune myself ..... does that answer a question? Does it answer the question asked? Did you ask that question? If you didn't get an answer which question didn't you ask? Is the other question still unanswered? If that's right, which question is left over, after you asked the wrong question? If that was the wrong question, how will you know when you get the right answer....or is it a hold-over from the right side of the brain (for you left brained folks who might be confused by htis?)

What do the Poles show? How 'bout the Hungarians? What does the Turkey think? What about her husband, is he in favor of it two, or as a threesome?

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), February 16, 2000.



The Rodents, United, Shall Never Be Defeated!

-- Firemouse (firemouse@fcmail.com), February 16, 2000.

Even better we should get rid of Congress and vote by computer. If something receives 75% of the registered voters then it becomes law. Have a TV program running the pros and cons of any proposal past the voters.

My elected representative does not represent me. I believe they represent lobbyists or their own self-interests. Until we can implement a different system, nothing will change.

-- Guy Daley (guydaley@bwn.net), February 16, 2000.


Ha! This is nothing more than a clever ploy to enact a Federal ban on squirrel hunting! The Office of the Chief Executive is squirrelly enough already without electing a true biological rodent (as opposed to the figurative ones we have now) to the presidency.

Just say NO! to another nut hugger in the White House!

.....Alan (now should I use #6 shot or #8 in the 12 gauge?)

-- A.T. Hagan (athagan@netscape.net), February 16, 2000.


Oh, your Greatness, what a Huge Sacrifice on your part! Thank you for offering to Save Us from The Powers That Be!

Squirrel, The Brain!

-- mommacarestx (mommacarestx@mail.com), February 16, 2000.


Are you a bigot? A wife beater? A crook who will sell your support to the highest bidder? Do you hate jews, Catholics, homosexuals, Blacks, and anyone else that doesn't agree with you? Do you bounce checks? Have you been arrested for shoplifting? Drunken driving? Have you recently dumped your first wife and children for some office bimbo? Have you carried on a secret affair with an employee? Have you skimmed your election funds into your own pocket? Do you or your family have financial interest in foreign companies? Do you have Swiss Bank accounts with hidden money. Also, do you support KKK groups?

Well, if you can answer "yes" to all of these qualifications, then you've got my vote.

-- Richard (Astral-Acres@webtv.net), February 16, 2000.



Do you're a little squirelly--the rest of the field is, too. What else do you promise?

-- Mara (MaraWayne@aol.com), February 16, 2000.

Oh Squirrel King, you've got our vote! Do you have a platform? What points are you campaigning on? Is there a Mrs. Squirrel King?

-- suzy (suzy@nowhere.com), February 16, 2000.

"Currently, they are in a phase of intelligence gathering, but the time draws near when their bid for global domination will come and we must be ready."

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Just say NO to Squirrels (even if they are cute and fuzzy-tailed)!

I'm on to you, SK. Don't make me resort to slimy campaign tactics.

-- Steve (hartsman@ticon.net), February 16, 2000.


Yeah -- but what can you promise me and my fellow voters -- how about a bagga nuts in every backyard?

-- A (A@AisA.com), February 16, 2000.

Oh, Exhalted one, Squirrel King,

Salutations and Felicitations from your true minions of OZ. We are indeed legion.

We, the undersigned, applaud and commend you on your drive and irresistable urge to apply for the job of President of the United States of America on behalf of all repressed and underpriviledged rodents. We pledge ourselves to your vision of rodent justice if you decide to take the plunge.

Signed;
Bro Possum of the Possum Power Rules Inc. at Aldgate by Adelaide.
Platypus of the Advance Scouts Union of Wangaratta.
The Galah Theatrical Company up a gumtree, Parliament House, Canberra.
The anti-stuffed crocs movement of Far North Queensland.
The infamous Biting Ferrets Sporting Club of Fortitude Valley.
Bandicoots United League.
Drongo of Drongos and Sons.
The Squirrel King supporters club of Woop Woop.

Posted by special 'Royal' appointed servile secretary;

-- Pieter (zaadz@icisp.net.au), February 16, 2000.



Mr. Squirrel, are you "fur" real? How could I ever honestly vote for you? You move every time the rent comes due! First your address was "up in a tree", very soon you relocate to "relay tower". This does not smack of a steadfast candidate. It is one thing to have an alias address such as "tree", but something is smelling rancid (rabid?) at an alias, upon an alias. ;-)

-- Smell (ar@t.here), February 16, 2000.

I'd be vewy, vewy weerwy of this wodent wunning for office. You might find out he's had past deawings with wascahwy wabbits, wabid weasels and deviant, beewh-swiwwing fwogs. And wood you weawly want Wouie the Wizard as your next Vice Pwesident?

Ewhmer

-- Elmer Fudd (WarnerBros@AcmeAcres.com), February 17, 2000.


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