Tell me what this portrait says to you. Who is he? What is he like? Is he honest? Do you trust him? Etc.

-- Peter Hughes (leo948@yahoo.com), February 10, 2000

Answers

That's Mario Bonadello (AKA: G.S.), current head of the Frisco Mafioso, into major gambling syndicates, drug trafficing, prostitution, money laundering, and various other illegal operations. He once used the cover of a football coach. How'd you get his picture anyway...he's been undercover for about three years. I'd watch my back if I were you!

-- Todd Frederick (fredrick@hotcity.com), February 10, 2000.

No no, you're wrong. That's Larry Guggenheim, a pharmacist and child molester. He served 6 years in prison and has been on the sex offenders list since 1991. All of this is plain from his beady eyes and that sleazy smirk on his face.

-- Roger Wong (rogerw@bigfoot.com), February 11, 2000.

He is a blood thirsty vampire. Do you have a shot of his mouth open?

-- David Hou (dna2367@hotmail.com), February 11, 2000.

Hey! I know this bloke! He used to be a professional golfer and he just sold me a set of the best golf clubs !

Well,thats what he told me !?

-- Luke Brnad (plumluke@tpg.com.au), February 11, 2000.

his name is Diego Perkins....he's wanted by the FBI and Interpol for assassinating John Fitgerald Kennedy...he was hired circuitously by the Corsican mob through Santo Trafficante to carryout the infamous and untraceable hit...he now lives in Bali selling magic mushroom teas and broths in his little cafe by the shore. He's a nice enough guy and we should all thank him for ridding us of that horrible lecher Kennedy.

-- Trib (linhof6@hotmail.com), February 11, 2000.

Ph.D. research scientist in biological sciences/medicine or possibly chemistry. Intense, driven, no-nonsense guy. Competitive, lots of publications. Brilliant, but difficult to work for. He's going to bring fame or glory to his institution or increase share value for the stockholders with a novel discovery.

-- Barry Schmetter (bschmett@my-deja.com), February 11, 2000.

Barry got it almost exactly right. He's Peter Duesberg, PhD, Professor of Molecular Biology at UC Berkeley. Brilliant, used to be at the very top of his field, until he came out with the highly unorthodox (but undoubtedly true) assertion that HIV does not cause AIDS and AIDS is not an infectious disease. See: http://www.duesberg.com/ & http://www.ravenvision.com/rvafaceofaids.htm

BTW, he's got an amazing sense of humor and would probably find evryone else's interpretations wonderful.

-- Peter Hughes (leo948@yahoo.com), February 11, 2000.

Guess I forgot to add, mad as a hatter. There has been no virus and disease that has been studied as much as HIV and AIDS in the history of medicine. There is not only incontrovertable evidence that HIV causes AIDS, but a veritable mountain of it. It's quite simple really. When you give people drugs designed against the HIV virus, they live. Without those drugs, they die horrible, agonizing deaths. His theories may have been quaint in 1987, but in 2000, they are forgotten. BTW, nice shot.

-- Barry Schmetter (bschmett@my-deja.com), February 11, 2000.

I was totally wrong. This is Mario Bonadello's twin brother Antonio. Notice the small scars on his chin...the form a distinct "A." Antonio, unlike his brother, has devoted his life to the study of the endangered black slime fly in the Equadorian jungle. You will notice his camp set-up in the image behind him. Antonio believes he will find a cure for AIDS, all cancers, and the common American zit through his studies. Unfortunately, he is in great need of funds to continue his research. I am handling the donations for this worthwhile project, so please contact me at my e-mail address and I will happily supply you with a donation envelope. Cash only, please!

-- Todd Frederick (fredrick@hotcity.com), February 11, 2000.