"Congratulations to Tim Eyman for winning the Ronald Reagan Award at the Ronald Reagan Banquet held on January 21st during CPAC 2000!"

Okay, so then I went to the CPAC website and took there lil' online poll (albiet admiteadly unscientific):

"The Current Question: If the 2000 Presidential election were held today, for whom would you most likely vote?

I voted for McCain (who got 1.5%). The other results?:

"Alan Keyes: 46.79%

Pat Buchanan: 25.79%"

Oooooooh! Quite an honor Tim! (Though not a suprise). Nice to see that your respected amongst your "peers".

I think I'm really starting to understand the logic behind this crowd: Vote for EVERY free hand-out initiative out there (despite the consequences), and then just PRAY that everything will work out and that God will forgive your civic insolence...Thomas Jefferson would be so proud.

Besides, if the majority of the sheep...I mean people, wanted 695 (and other init's), then it stands to reason that God must want it to. Because, after all, God is on OUR SIDE.

And if things start to go wrong, then just pull out the ol' blame gun and start waving it around. But remember: Dont EVER point it at yourself!

"My lord is my shepard.."

ONWARD CHRISTIAN SHEEP!... I MEAN SOLDIERS!

-- Kevin O'Malley (omally@yahoo.com), February 09, 2000