OT: O.J. Simpsons search for the killers...

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Since over the past few weeks more and more Off Topic questions have arisen I thought I'd ask a question thats been bugging me for awhile...since O.J. Simpson promised to find the killers of wife Nicole and Ron Brown, has anyone heard of what efforts or progress he's made? Thanks

-- Richard (rubeliever@webtv.net), February 08, 2000

Answers

I hear he is dutifully searching each and every luxury resort and golf course in California, Florida and Hawaii.

-- (no@not this time.son), February 08, 2000.

Add Japan to the list.

-- snooze button (alarmclock_2000@yahoo.com), February 08, 2000.

OJ has found the killer--when he looks in the mirror everyday he says "man, I'm glad I found you."

-- he did it (hedidit@hedidittt.xcom), February 08, 2000.

As long as we're OT,

Does anyone know if he got custody of his kids or not? What a nightmare, huh? I bet they go to bed when he tells them to (remember your mama).

Being malicious to an innocent man,

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), February 08, 2000.


I hear that the Klintoon Administration is gonna hire OJ to lead the investigation that looks into the real causes of the recent fuel price increases. Of course, that'll be after Janet Reno sends out a report confriming that yes, indeed, there have been fuel price increases.

And pigs will be flying high enough to qualify for astronaut wings before this administration does anything to do with the situation.

WW

-- Wildweasel (vtmldm@epix.net), February 09, 2000.



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