Two Catholic Priests Extraordinaire!greenspun.com : LUSENET : Catholic : One Thread
Two priests go on vacation to the Bahamas. They decide to remove any signs of their priesthood, and just be civilians again, so they go to the clothing store and buy themselves some loud, gaudy, outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals and straw hats. Then they go to the beach and lie down in the sun to watch the surf and the girls from behind their dark glasses. A gorgeous blonde in a teeny bikini walks by, and gives them each a big smile, and says, "Hello, Fathers." Then she walks past.
The two priests are amazed that someone would be able to see through their disguises, so they hurry back to the store and buy themselves some even more colorful outfits and some new sunglasses. Back to the beach they go, determined to remain anonymous. Sure enough, here comes the gorgeous blonde again in her teeny bikini. "Hello, Fathers," she says, and walks on by. One of the priests jumps up and goes after her. "See here, young woman! How is it that you were able to tell that my companion and I are priests? We are not wearing anything even vaguely priestly!"
"Oh, Father!" the blonde says. "Don't you recognize me?? I'm Sister Catherine!!"
-- susie Q (susieQ@aol.com), February 07, 2000
After Catechism class Father asked the children to write in a few lines what God had made. Little Marma wrote: "After making the fishes and birds, The Lord made Adam. He looked very carefully at him and said: Hmmmm...I can do something better, and He created Eve".
-- Enrique Ortiz (email@example.com), February 08, 2000.
This is the humor place. It is needed. Why would a literalist belive that insect eratication efforts must ultimatly fail?
my apologies for this kid level pun, but I wanted to share my humor with you.
Because "He who eats my body and drinks my blood will never die"
See below if you do not get it.
and there are fleas and moskitos in every land, every time. Do you think that Jesus did not suffer that part of being Human? Sean
-- Sean Cleary (firstname.lastname@example.org), August 23, 2000.
That's a good one, Sean. This could be a second part to the one I posted before: at Sunday school Sister asks the children: Why did God rest after the six days of creation? Little Josi answers: Because after creating Eve He was not in the mood to do anything else.
Adam didn't come home all night. He arrives with bags under his eyes and very tired the next morning. Eve: I suppose you spent the night with some other woman. Adam: How can that be? You are the only woman in this world. He falls asleep. Eve, very carefully counts his ribs.
-- Enrique Ortiz (email@example.com), August 24, 2000.