Everyone needs a chuckle now and then. Wondering if this creative bunch can come up with more......

The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC: Collie + Lhasa Apso Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport Spitz + Chow Chow Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot Pointer + Setter Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet Great Pyrenees + Dachshund Pyradachs, a puzzling breed Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso Peekasso, an abstract dog Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists Newfoundland + Basset Hound Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors Terrier + Bulldog Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes Bloodhound + Labrador Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly Malamute + Pointer Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway Collie + Malamute Commute, a dog that travels to work Deerhound + Terrier Derriere, a dog that's true to the end Bull Terrier + Shitzu Oh, never mind....

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), February 04, 2000

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Crap!

Sure looked better before I hit the submit button.

My apologies.......

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), February 04, 2000.

Deano..That's a good, clean laugh...loved it. Hit your enter button between each line and it should space the text better for you. Otherwise, when you submit, it all runs together.

-- Kenin Marble (kenin17@yahoo.com), February 04, 2000.

Thanks Deano...a good variation on the traditional Spoonerisms. LOL

-- snooze button (alarmclock_2000@yahoo.com), February 04, 2000.

here is something else about doggies.

"Things you can learn from your dog" (by Rover)

* Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. * Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. * When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. * When it's in your best interest, practice obedience. * Let others know when they've invaded your territory. * Take naps and stretch before rising. * Run, romp and play daily. * Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. * Be loyal. * Never pretend to be something you're not. * If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. * When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently. * Thrive on attention and let people touch you. * Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. * On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree. * When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. * No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout...run right back and make friends. * Bond with your pack. * Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. * Don't expect your master to trust you to watch their food.

-- luvum (doggies@ home.com), February 04, 2000.