OT Humor: After rearranging the letters in the words "Year Two Thousand" you get...

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A Year to Shut Down

-- Dancr (addy.available@my.webpage), January 31, 2000


Shower Today, Nut!


-- Squirrel Hunter (nuts@upina.cellrelaytower), January 31, 2000.

A Dow Year to Shunt.


-- Squirrel Hunter (nuts@upina.cellrelaytower), January 31, 2000.

The rest of the anagrams from the original e-mail post at Gary North's site:

Dormitory: Dirty Room

Desperation: A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code: Here Come Dots

Slot Machines: Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity: Is No Amity

Snooze Alarms: Alas! No More Z's

Alec Guinness Genuine Class

Semolina: Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries: Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point: I'm a Dot in Place

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

Contradiction: Accord not in it


Year Two Thousand: A Year To Shut Down

Thought you would enjoy the others too.

-- Michael (michaelteever@buffalo.com), January 31, 2000.

Owa! Dry Those Tuna!


-- Squirrel Hunter (nuts@upina.cellrelaytower), January 31, 2000.

Readout: How nasty?

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), January 31, 2000.

Thanks bubbies, another reason I love TB2000, Kyle

-- Kyle (fordtbonly@aol.com), January 31, 2000.

Shout, rant: YEA DOW!!

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), January 31, 2000.

Wash Trout One Day.


-- Squirrel Hunter (nuts@upina.cellrelaytower), January 31, 2000.

O! Aunt Hast a Dowery


-- Squirrel Hunter (nuts@upina.cellrelaytower), January 31, 2000.

Ar(e) Wasted on Youth


-- Squirrel Hunter (nuts@upina.cellrelaytower), January 31, 2000.

O toad hunter, Yaw!

-- Beerman (frbeerman@juno.com), January 31, 2000.

Are these answers being generated by neurons or electrons?

-- Possible Impact (posim@hotmail.com), February 01, 2000.

The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:

1) Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

2) Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

3) Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

4) Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

5) Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

6) Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

7) Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

8) Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

9) Glibido: All talk and no action.

10) Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

11) Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

12) Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

-- Brooks (brooksbie@hotmail.com), February 01, 2000.

Are these answers being generated by neurons or electrons?

Sorry, I am not programmed to answer that.

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), February 01, 2000.

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