OT Saturday Humor - You Might Be A Redneck If ...

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Further to Larry's post of "Stupid People", here is Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck If ..." routine. If I am going to post anything off-topic, it may as well be humor.

You Just Might Be A Redneck if...

-- Steve Baxter (chicoqh@home.com), January 29, 2000


Thank you, thank you, thank you!

-- jeile (tjfarrar@bellsouth.net), January 29, 2000.


-- justme (justme@myhouse.com), January 29, 2000.

I thought I was in good shape until that last one

-- Ima (slurring@interview.com), January 29, 2000.

Yeah, what's wrong with takin' beer to an interview?

-- Paul milne (fedinfo@halifax.com), January 29, 2000.


-- Nancy (wellsnl@hotmail.com), January 29, 2000.

In one of my rare honest moments,

I'm willing to admit that the list hit me 83.6%

One reason it wasn't higher is that my pocket knife has a toothpick IN it. So no need to use the knife.

And I DO know how many bales my "car" wiil hold AND how many goats.


-- Got Honesty? (at least for a moment?

-- Greybear (greybear@home.com), January 29, 2000.

Here's another:

Your girlfriend has a hicky and a black eye at the same time.

-- Beerman (frbeerman@juno.com), January 29, 2000.

20 of those fit me

-- Jeremiah (braponspdetroit@hotmail.com), January 29, 2000.

I'm good for 14.

Beerman: lol

-- silver ion (ag3@interlog.com), January 29, 2000.

My first job after graduating college was as a forestry tech at South Dakota State University. I couldn't travel there for the interview because I was still taking finals, so we did the interview over the phone. I well into my fifth beer when they offered me the job.

-- Sam Mcgee (weissacre@gwtc.net), January 29, 2000.

Steve, that was precious!

How about: you can tell you're a redneck woman if your shirt is strapless but your bra isn't??

-- Marie W. (pray4peace@compuserve.com), January 29, 2000.

ROTFLMAO! Marie, you're my kind of woman! Between that and me smoking in the bathtub, we'd make a great couple. I hope you like quarter horses.

-- Steve Baxter (chicoqh@home.com), January 29, 2000.

If you've ever shot at a "NO HUNTING" sign.

We *do* know how much firewood our 1978 Mercury Grand Marquis will hold.

-- I'm (just@peaceloving.grandma), January 30, 2000.

"You consider drinking a six pack of beer while watching a bug zapper to be quality entertainment."

So what's wrong with that?

-- got another BUUUD hooney? (bugblaster@front.porch), January 30, 2000.

You might be a redneck if you're concerned about in-breeding in your hunting dog's bloodlines, but you don't let it concern you in your family tree.


-- Wildweasel (vtmldm@epix.net), January 30, 2000.

Okay, I admit it...I actually checked my own neck in the mirror after this! Just joshing...although there WAS a petition about my Christmas light display last year. (Something silly about being tooo bright...)

-- Nicholas :-) (Erzahler8@aol.com), February 27, 2000.

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