"New Year's Eve Bit The Big One" (Humor)greenspun.com : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread
Excerpt from "The Cruise", by Jim Anchower:
Hola amigos. What's goin' down in your part of town? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but, man, you wouldn't believe how deep the shit has gotten around Casa de Anchower. It's like someone turned on the shit faucet and left town for the weekend. I don't even want to get into it, it's that much shit.
Then there's New Year's Eve, which, unfortunately, also sucked hard. Me, Wes, and Ron were gonna ring in the millennium in style. I swiped a couple of bottles of Gallo wine from the place where I'm working barback, and we had a good case and a half of Icehouse and a quarter ounce of creeper weed, so we were all primed to party like there was no tomorrow. (Hell, none of us thought there was going to be a tomorrow, with all that Y2K-bug and terrorism shit.)...
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-- The Onion (Americafirstname.lastname@example.org), January 26, 2000
LOL! Ah, the days of my youth....
-- Hokie (Hokie_@hotmail.com), January 26, 2000.