Random thoughts from women..... The reason women don't usually have babies over 50 is because they would put them down and forget where they left them. I gave up jogging for health reasons. My thighs were rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire. They say we should get more in touch with our bodies. Mine doesn't talk much, but I said "Body,how about a nice vigorous toning class tonight?" "Listen,witch...do it and die!" was my body's reply. A reason to smile....every 7 minutes someone pulls a hamstring in aerobics class!

-- morgan (bitbybit@eoni.com), January 25, 2000