most of you were there, but for those that weren't, i feel the urge to ask... what's your porn name?

you can figure this out by taking your middle name and the first street you lived on. mine is miranda edgerton, but jenn's and sue's are even better, as they are marie blue hills and slick, respectively. and jill's is bambi beezer, but dammit, that's fake!

another version of doing this that i've done is the name of your first pet and the street you currently live on, i think. mine sucks that way though, gilly edgerton.

anyway... anyone reading this who has not already disclosed this information, what is your porn name?

-- kathy (countcrow1@aol.com), January 23, 2000

Answers

okay...i'll play!

i'm either Susan Swendson or Saki Island. i kinda like Saki Island. it makes me feel very Asia Carrera.

(if you know who Asia Carrera is, shame on you.)

-- aimee.* (satylite2s@aol.com), January 23, 2000.

by the way... why is this now sending all the posts to erin, even when it's not her thread??

how did you manage that, erin? is this board your bitch now?

-- kathy (countcrow1@aol.com), January 23, 2000.

I've heard of this game before... the second one wouldn't really work for me cuz I live on a numbered street right now, but mine is Joy Buckingham.. I think. I might have to confirm that with my mom =)

Need sleep, bye bye,

-AJ

-- Amanda Joy (hello@ameritech.net), January 23, 2000.

hahahahahah. we are getting really carried away with this porn thing. hah. im glad ms. miranda reynolds (meow!) posted this. i was too embarassed. hahaha. i REALLY want to know the boys answer to this :p but i know they won't hahah.

thank you to - well virtually all of you for the 6 hours of entertainment tonight. it was really nice :] i learned fun things about jenn* and kathy - even tho jenn and i made the kathy facts. Eau de immy! hah.

And this board IS MY BITCH. you know it.

my phone line was down for awhile, so i went out and watched empire records "stop calling me fucking warren!"

ok anyhow. woo! :p erin.

-- erin*89 (feelingtornados@aol.com), January 23, 2000.

whoops i didn't see the pet one. that won't work for me because then i would be Scooby Robert. that doesn't work. i like my first one. Rebecca Roberts. that just screams trashy to me.

but i dunno, marie bluehills and marie slick are pretty bad. hahaha. and dammit, bambi beezer is FAKE! that doesn't work. hahaha

oh and amanda joy? hahah that cracked me up that you said you might have to check with your mom. i can just see that 'mom, whats my proper porn name?' hehehe :]

erin.

-- erin*89 (feelingtornados@aol.com), January 23, 2000.

well mine is either anne kennedy (NOT a good porn name) or sassy long (i LIKE it)

-- kristin (mehitabelx@aol.com), January 23, 2000.

sassy long...lol...i like it!...mine is either Troy Sutherland or Pup Belfort (that just sounds gross to me for some reason)...or am i not sposed to play this game? woooooooo... --DR

-- Dalton (daltontr@aol.com), January 23, 2000.

Marie Pennbrook... ohhh yeah. Okay, so that's not exactly my real porn name since I don't remember the name of the first street I lived on. But I've lived here since I was four, so that's good enough.

-- Jessica (rainqueen1228@yahoo.com), January 23, 2000.

hmmm..mine aren't very good. Jennifer Hawthorne and Spencer Apache. hehe

~Kristin :)

-- Kristin#2 (k-thomas2@nwu.edu), January 23, 2000.

saki island. . . that's a good porno name aimee. and i have no idea who asia carrera is (i'm a good girl, i am.)

if i hadn't moved last year, i would have been sassy st. clair. i think i like that even more than sassy long. it has that faux classy/kinda trashy ring to it. it sounds very stripperish.

-- kristin (mehitabelx@aol.com), January 23, 2000.

since you all have SUCH an *issue* with Bambi Beezer (which, imo, is the ULTIMATE fake porno name) i will give you my porn name via the name of first pet and street.

Fritzy Lester.

lol*****

-- ~Jill (beezer6801@aol.com), January 23, 2000.

hahahaha. Okay aimee, both of your names work. But i agree, Saki Island is pretty good. haha. If i cheated and used a different pet's name i could be Sushi Robert. I think thats kinda gross itself. heh.

Sassy Long is obscene :] but i agree that Sassy St. Clair is more..fitting :] hahaha but i think fritzi lester wins. you named your pet fritzi? lol.

when brian boitano built the pyramids he beat up kubla kan, cos brian boitano doesn't take shit from ANYONE

erin

-- erin*89 (feelingtornados@aol.com), January 23, 2000.

what GREAT porn names, everyone!

aimee, yours is very exotic!

if i made one using my first pet name...i would either be Muffin Bluehills or Cupcake Bluehills. very porn, no?

ok joe 90 guys, what are YOUR porn names?!

-- marie bluehills (jennmcm@aol.com), January 23, 2000.

OR MORGAN STANLEY!!

WHAT A TRIP.

-- Louis Malverne :-) (mike@epluribus.com), February 07, 2000.