PROOF they are LYING

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Weekly World News -- Jan 11, 2000

That settles it then, doesn't it?



-- Be Prepared (its@still.coming), January 17, 2000

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I read it in the national enquirer, it MUST be true. (major eye roll)

-- Cin (Cinlooo@aol.com), January 17, 2000.

Delete!

-- TrollStomper (DoomersUnited@TB2000.Net), January 17, 2000.

Wait, I'm turning the pages.

-- searching (for@anything.anywhere), January 17, 2000.

Didn't they write a story once about aliens on the White House lawn? Or was that the Sun?

-- *Rochelle. :) (rainbowdrop@usa.net), January 17, 2000.

I learned recently that all thses comics, and I mean ALL, are owned by the same people.

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), January 17, 2000.


Ah, young master, you are not yet wise in the ways of the Force. It has a strong influence on the weak minded.

Obi-Kook

-- Y2Kook (Y2Kook@usa.net), January 17, 2000.


You've been predicting a crash for years. Your friends call you a crackpot. You told your mother to switch to bonds in '98, and now she's disowned you.
Everyone around you is getting rich. But you--the only one who actually understands what's going on--you are getting nowhere.
You thought Y2K would be your moment of glory. Surely an "I told you so!" was just around the corner.
But now even you are beginning to have doubts. Maybe the new paradigm is real. Maybe everything really is different now...
This site is here to tell you: DON'T GIVE UP! You've come too far to throw in the towel now. Reaffirm your belief in reality, and get permanent proof that you were not one of the crazies who wrecked the world's 21st century economy.

Start NOW, before it's TOO LATE

-- Be Prepared (its@still.coming), January 17, 2000.


Well, folks can't help but wonder...If the depression gets here in March, will the....aliens, asteroids, comets, plagues, hitler (alive), zombies, anti-christ, giant grasshoppers, black holes, killer tomatoes, three-eyed billy goats, Clinton's evil doppel-ganger, 4-eyed purple people-eaters...and everything else that these "reliable" publications have predicted...follow in its wake?????? Just a thought.

-- Eddie F. (ONE-EYEDJOE@Webtv.net), January 17, 2000.

Well, folks can't help but wonder...If the depression gets here in March, will the....aliens, asteroids, comets, plagues, hitler (alive), zombies, anti-christ, giant grasshoppers, black holes, killer tomatoes, three-eyed billy goats, Clinton's evil doppel-ganger, 4-eyed purple people-eaters...and everything else that these "reliable" publications have predicted...follow in its wake??????

-- Eddie F. (ONE-EYEDJOE@Webtv.net), January 17, 2000.

Eddie, looks like you've got a doppel-ganger too! heh

-- Hokie (Hokie_@hotmail.com), January 17, 2000.


Well the Men In Black used these papers as credible sources of info - or is truth indeed stranger than fiction ?

-- Rob Somerville (merville@globalnet.co.uk), January 17, 2000.

My favorite is the headline between the pictures of Bill Cosby and Mikhail Gorbachev: "Bill and Mikhail Cousins!- Incredible Geneaology Study Shows!"

-- Elvis (helives@mars.com), January 17, 2000.

You people are missing the point.

Depressions are psychological events as well as economic ones, especially in a consumer society.

If people "don't feel like shopping," nothing gets bought and nothing gets made.

Does ''bellwether' ring a bell? A majority of Americans believe in angels, fairies, and UFOs as reported in this crummy sheet. Maybe this will convince them to stop shopping? So goes crap like the News, goes the buying public.

Just my opinion

Pete

-- Peter Starr (startrak@northcoast.com), January 17, 2000.


Remember "Truth is often stranger than fiction"- and bubbles always burst

-- TK (Tking3@yahoo.com), January 17, 2000.

i think this is a hoot. this is my favorite mag. i trust it implicitly. now i at least know to continue to prep. DID THEY SAY WHAT WAS GOING TO CAUSE IT?

-- tt (cuddluppy@aol.com), January 17, 2000.


yes, the depression will be caused by aliens stealing all of our money and replacing it with worthless "quatloos". this will cause a stock market crash followed by general confusion as everyone tries to figure out how many "quatloos" equals how many dollars. those damn aliens!

-- pikachu (zxcv@zxcv.com), January 17, 2000.

I love star trek fans....... quatloos!...... love em! I wonder just how many of us are out there?!

-- Electman (vrepair1@tampabay.rr.com), January 17, 2000.

Does this mean the guys in "Men in Black" were wrong when they said you had to read the tabloids to get the real news?

-- lyn (lynhettler@hotmail.com), January 17, 2000.

lyn,

that was exactly my first thought - LOL!

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), January 17, 2000.


Ah say theay's tooo much consumin' goin' on heah!

-- consumin' (don't@be.buying), January 18, 2000.

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