Humor, Sung to "My Favorite Things"greenspun.com : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread
Flashlights and batteries and ten thousand candles sandbags and canned food and blankets with handles gas powered cell phones that never did ring these are a few of my favorite things
Freeze dried tomatoes with powedered molasses thick woolen booties and shatterproof glasses solar collectors that make warning Pings these are a few of my favorite things
When the bug's gone When the Grid's fine When Im feeling glum I simply remember political ads And then I don't feel so dumb
-- little humor (email@example.com), January 14, 2000
-- (RUOK@yesiam.com), January 14, 2000.
Gas masks and K-I and fixes for crashes Bunkers and night scopes and MRE stashes Halloween candy that's hoarded for spring These are a few of my favorite things ...
Camouflaged gas cans, aquarium filters Duct tape and T.P. and nuclear shelters Last-minute relatives tied up with string These are a few of my favorite things ...
When the bug's gone When the Grid's fine When I'm feeling glum... I simply remember political ads And then I don't feel... so dumb.
-- Normally (Oxsys@aol.com), January 14, 2000.
Big Dog and Old Git and Sysman and dEitER Time Bomb 2000 oh what could be neater chemtrails white vans conspiracy rings, these are a few of my favorite things.
Hoffmeister King of Spain Paul Milne and Kevin, wrestling in mud at the 7-11 Diane is sighing and Chuck's out driving, these are a few of my favorite things.
When the bug's gone...etc., etc.
-- Thinman (firstname.lastname@example.org), January 14, 2000.
LOLOLOLOLOL MY God...the hills ARE alive!!!!!!! =)
-- Dee (T1Colt556@aol.com), January 14, 2000.
Canning and planning a menu for many, scrimping and scrounging to save every penny, remarks of contempt when disruptions were few, I guess we'll just eat food we'd put back for *YOU*.....
-- Will continue (email@example.com), January 14, 2000.
THIS WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KEWL! Some people have all the talent!!! Thanks for the sharing it, not only was this fun to sing, but --- it made the cloud over our office disappear today!!! :)
-- Irene Bariga (Dnew226@aol.com), January 15, 2000.
Diane is sighing and Chuck's out driving...
What a gem -- a classic.
Now you see why I am still here. No one can make me laugh like you guys do.
-- semper paratus (firstname.lastname@example.org), January 15, 2000.
T.P and water and Spam in large masses, tons of warm blankets so we won't freeze our a____'s, shampoo and razors for barter-ing, these are a few of my favorite things ...
-- Wendy Cairelli (Wcairelli@aol.com), January 15, 2000.
Pet food and vet meds for all the rogue Beagles, Petromax, ammo, and tenth ounce Gold Eagles, Big Berkey and Baygen to make my heart sing, These are a few of my favorite things...
c4i and Waco and earthquake predictions, bank shills and blue signs, and chemtrail afflictions. Conspiracy theories that gave my thoughts wings, These are a few of my favorite things...
-- (RUOK@yesiam.com), January 15, 2000.
Patterns and bundles of cloth in my stashes, matches and lamp oil and chili and hashes. Buckets of noodles and cans of veggies, these are a few of my favorite things.....
Gas cans and gaskets, and batt'ries and fruit cans, shelves in my basement, new stove, pipe, and cast pans. Card games and shampoo and bandaides galore, I may never need to step into the store....
When the snow flies, when the lights dim, when the children fight, I simply remember my doomzombie things, and prep for that long, long night!!!!
-- DavePrime (Daveprime@hotmail.com), January 16, 2000.
-- big fun (email@example.com), January 17, 2000.
I'm gonna print this when you guys finish...Wish I could hear someone actually sing it! :-) I love wry humor... You are the best!
-- Suzanne (SuzanneL@webtv.net), January 17, 2000.