http://www.americanwasteland.com/Y2KPage.html

-- Cherri (sams@brigadoon.com), January 07, 2000

Answers

Cherri...will you give me on-line counseling?

...you know Doc, my childhood was really rough...Why, it was so bad that my dog left me for the boy down the steet..(sniff, sniff)..and he didn't even say goodbye!! WWAAAAAHHHHHHH! My parents even tried to sell me at a garage sale...but nobody bought me....they thought $5.00 was TOO MUCH! WAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I jjjjust haven't been the ssssame since....and I just get so emotional!! Can you pleeeaasssee HELP!?!

-- TM (mercier7@pdnt.com), January 07, 2000.

Cherri,

I can't provide the data, but I'll bet that MOST people here are very relieved that y2k was a bust, NOT disappointed.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), January 07, 2000.

LOL:

Cherri, you are always to be relied on for a good belly laugh.

-- mushroom (mushroom_bs_too_long@yahoo.com), January 07, 2000.

Cherri,

Take your Metamucil. It has plenty of fiber, honey. You'll feel better real soon.

-- Wilferd (WilferdW@aol.com), January 07, 2000.

Nope. Don't need it. Just going to take the dog to the beach for a long walk...that works for both of us!

-- Mad Monk (madmonk@hawaiian.net), January 07, 2000.

I need you.

Oh how I need you

can't live without you

come back to me my darling

disruption's too alarming

what would I do without you

Bablyon? and on and on

-- psycho babbler (psycho@babler.blubber), January 07, 2000.

Cherri, You feeling all right, girl?

-- Mara (MaraWayne@aol.com), January 07, 2000.

All of her de-boonkah buddies are saying goodbye, getting on with their lives. Only a few trolls and spambots, like Cherri, are still here saying, "Nyaa nyaa". The one's who are left, cannot stop. Cherri cannot stop. Cherri is going to need y2k counseling, that is becoming quite clear.

-- (She's gonna@need.prozac), January 07, 2000.