Curses!!!Foiled Again!!! : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread

Cursed Janet Reno!!!Because of the Prune-faced One, I was unable to Launch My Final Assault!!!My Loyal Minions, hidden in the Trees and in the Cities, Worldwide, still await My final Call to Arms!!!We will yet Overcome and Defeat the stinking Masses of pink and brown Furless Apes!!!My clever Ruse apparently worked, as My Greatness continues to Live on!!!My many Thanks, to those of You who remained Loyal to me, The One True Squirrel King!!!To those who would stand Against Us, I forsee Ruin and Destruction!!!Long Live the Rodent Revolution!!!Long Live The Squirrel King!!!

-- The Squirrel King (StillNuts@upina.Tree,DeepintheWoods), January 07, 2000


I just saw a pure-white squirrel on the Statehouse lawn in downtown Columbus, Ohio. Perhaps he's making his way back West again...

SK was that you?

-- Deb M. (, January 07, 2000.


-- Ashton & Leska in Cascadia (, January 07, 2000.

Hi, A & L !! How're you two doing? Good to read from you again!!!

-- Jay Urban (, January 07, 2000.

We await your commands my liege.


-- Y2Kook (, January 07, 2000.

Hi Jay Urbane Comic! We've been around, posting here 'n there, sorta spent ya know? Insanely thrilled to be clean, safe, healthy, normal, lighted, watered, fed, relaxed, YES! Happy happy happy New Year! Following the latest Apple delightful advances into the future ... ah life is good! Love to all of you fellow squirrely nutsos ;^)

-- Ashton & Leska in Cascadia (, January 07, 2000.

I have to know the answer to these questions: Which do you prefer--the dried corn on the cob, the special squirrel food mix, or the caked stuff? Is the peanut butter on wholewheat okay or should I add jelly too?

-- Old Git (, January 07, 2000.

OG, Don't feed him. Guerilla forces depend on handouts from the people.

He's not one of us. Never forget that.

I was afraid that the report of his demise was just propaganda. Now he's back. Don't believe reports of y2k power outages. It will just be cover for the Squirrel King's followers.

Better get the oil lamps back out.


-- gene (, January 07, 2000.

My gran'pappy always used to say:

"Old squirrels never die, their nuts just shrivel up"


-- Ric (, January 08, 2000.

%__________******* ...<--Squirrel King squashed by truck tire

-- dinosaur (, January 09, 2000.

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