Squirrel King Sightings?

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Well, let me be the first, I guess...

I just saw a pure-white squirrel on the Statehouse lawn in downtown Columbus, Ohio. Perhaps he's making his way back West again...

SK is that you?

-- Deb M. (vmcclell@columbus.rr.com), January 07, 2000

Answers

OhmiGawd! It's the Albino squirrel of Ohio, just like the ancient Native American prophesy they taught us about in my American revised History class at Ohio University! Everybody run for your, like, lives!

-- Brittany Sparks (ohno@were.doomed), January 07, 2000.

Watch!!!Wait and See!!!

-- The Squirrel King (StillNuts@upina.Tree), January 07, 2000.

OhmiGawd! It's the Albino squirrel of Ohio, just like the ancient Native American prophesy they taught us about in my American revised History class at Ohio University! Everybody run for your, like, lives!



-- me (me@me.com), January 07, 2000.

Much as I surmised in the recent "Last Rites" thread, the news of your demise were greatly exagerated oh furry one! :-)

-- hiding in plain (sight@edge of.nowhere), January 07, 2000.

He wasn't getting on a (GASP) pure-white bus heading West, now was he?

Imagine a pure-white squirrel getting on a pure-white bus. No good can come of it, I tell ya...

;-)

-- winter wondering (winterwondring@yahoo.com), January 07, 2000.



follow the white squirrel. there is more to this than what you see :-)

neo



-- neo (LostintheMatrix@aol.com), January 07, 2000.


Ok, Me (if that is your real name-which I like, totally doubt), that was, like SO totally uncreative of you, like, do you always go around repeating what other people say?

U R SO MEEN!!

-- Brittany Sparks (ohno@were.doomed), January 07, 2000.


BOY you people are clueless...

That was a UNITED NATIONS Assassin Squirrel...they're all-white.

They are sent to kill anyone with evidence of the UN troops readying for the takeover of the US.

When you see one, run. And they're impervious to bullets so don't bother.

-- John H Krempasky (johnk@dmv.com), January 07, 2000.


Brothers and Sisters, Our prayers have been answered!!!!

+PEACE+

-- Father of the Faith (Im not@homehere.anyways), January 07, 2000.


This is so obvious a hoax - I can't believe "anybody" would fall for it ------ you couldn't have seen a WHITE SQUIRREL - he would have have been camo-flagged in blue against the white school bus.....

Obviously, it was a stealth white squirrel hiding NEXT TO a stealthy white school, and in this case, sense both were invisibly protected by his tinfoil hat and glasses, you couldn't have seen anything at all.

-- Robert A Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), January 07, 2000.



Are they coming to take our acorns away? I will defend mine until the very end! If they take away our acorns, only the squirrels will have acorns!

-- PA Engineer (PA Engineer@longtimelurker.com), January 07, 2000.

Spuirrel King, I plead for a truce. One of your local groups(the red clan) is meeting in my storage barn. They are a nasty bunch. I fear of a massive attack!!

-- Bill (sticky@2sides.tape), January 07, 2000.

OMG,,,,I'm just like sooo thankful he's alive!!!!!

-- consumer (shhh@aol.com), January 07, 2000.

Here, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel,,,,


-- Jay Urban (Jayho99@aol.com), January 07, 2000.

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