State Mottos for the 21st Centurygreenspun.com : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread |
Alabama:
Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona:
But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet
Delaware:
We Really Do Like The Chemicals.
Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:
We Put The "Fun" Back In Fundamentalism
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave-Free
Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:
Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine:
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan:
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana:
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber & Right-Wing Crazies
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:
Call Girls and Poker!
New Hampshire:
Spend Your Money, Then Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:
You Want A #$%# Motto? I Got Yer #$%# Motto Right Here!
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:
You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina:
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota:
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio:
At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma:
Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:
Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Edjucashun State
Texas:
Si, Habla Ingles
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:
Ayuh
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin:
Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming:
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Not happy! Okay...something for everybody to flame about!!
Fire away!
-- Jay Urban (Jayho99@aol.com), January 07, 2000
I hereby submit that New Jersey has the best motto, hands down. Thanks Jay, that was fun!
-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), January 07, 2000.
HILARIOUS! riotous. printing it out now :>) Thanks.
-- SH (squirrel@huntr.com), January 07, 2000.
You've got Wisconsin's wrong. It's:"Come to Wisconsin, the 'dairy state', and smell our 'dairy aire'"
-- Dennis (djolson@pressenter.com), January 07, 2000.
Jay, You got Alaska wrong--the offical motto, "Alaska,Where the women are men and the men are animals!" Hawaii's motto---"No Japanee, No can!: Montana----Few Women and our sheep are frightened! New York--"There is a real world out there but we don't know about it!" Iowa- "Where the farmers keep their daughters home and send the hogs to school" California----"the nerdy or needy state" New Mexico---"New but still Mexican". Texas-"Big but not as big as our ego's!" Idaho--- "He is still alive!" Florida--It may sound like Long Island but it's not!" Mass---'potato famine,Never again!" West Virginia---Where everybody looks like somebody in the family knew somebody in the family!" Delaware---Where multinationals rule!" Georgia--"Ya'll didn't see the stop sign?" Washington DC. "Fighting crime used to be our business!" Oregon--When it's all cut we are moving to Brazil!" Utah --Bringem young and bringem nubile!" Penn.---English is our second language!" Minnisota--"Swedes helping Norweigens"! Nebraska--"The dust bowl never ended!" Indiana--"We built it but their still not coming!" British Columbia---"Dead! I thought she was English!" (Ya, not a state but close!)Arkansas--"Fooled ya once didn't we?" Illinois---"still Windy!" Feel free to revise or add .
-- Old Kahuna (the real one) (eating beans@never hungry again.com), January 07, 2000.
Let me tell you a story about BCWe are currently suffering under the incompetent leadership of a two- term New Democratic Party (NDP) provincial gov't. This is the kind of party that couldn't organize a beer-fest in a brewery!
Don't believe me? Ask Brian (imager@home.com) about our "fast ferries"!
ANYWAY...
When the USS STENNIS visited our lovely province, our local breed of longhaired, dope-smoking, hippie-freaks protested the presence of such a beautiful warship!
A political cartoon soon appeared (Adrian Raeside's) portraying the STENNIS at anchor, with a tour guide, and a small knot of tourists, on the flight deck... and this is what he was saying...
"...AND THE USS STENNIS HAS THE DESTRUCTIVE CAPABILITY EQUAL TO THREE NDP GOVERNMENTS."
I'm not kidding--the premier of Alberta just last year said of our "ex-premier" that this man was the UNOFFICIAL minister of economic development for Alberta!
LOL!
Hence the official Prov. of Alberta motto: "THE ONLY PROVINCE IN CANADA BORDERING ON A COMMUNIST COUNTRY"
-- (Kurt.Borzel@gems8.gov.bc.ca), January 07, 2000.