Buy your Asteroid Preparation supplies now! : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread

Are you prepared for a Near Earth Object impact? How will you protect your family? How will you grow food in your garden if 10 to the 20th power tons of rock dust obscure the sun?

Special of the week: hard hats, dust goggles, one tonne of one year old wheat,Led flashlight, personal methane gas generator, bible with personal reading light, full set of Gary North's forum posts on CDs for inspirational reading/life choice determinations and much much more! Only $1.666 per person! Hurry!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Money orders only. Send to Notellbank, box 69, Turks and Caicos Islands. 78986 (US currency only).

-- Gregorio Norte-Finkelstein (, January 05, 2000


Is this asteriod Y2K compliant?? If not, then it will probably miss us.

-- Bruce WIllis (, January 05, 2000.


-- Hokie (, January 05, 2000.

Can I buy stock in your company???


-- Terry Bittner (, January 05, 2000.

Try Asteroid Preperation H.

"Only $1.666 per person! Hurry"

Funny Guy! Let's see, to what do we belong? HMMM! I wonder!

-- Mark Hillyard (, January 05, 2000.

There is no adequate preparation for a major astroid strike...

-- Mad Monk (, January 05, 2000.

Mark- Its Preparation "A", not H

Mad Monk- unfortunately you are correct, but your response is a bummer none the less.

-- plonk! (, January 05, 2000.

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