Time to come out of your bunkers!

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Isn't time you morons can come out of your bunkers? I hope you losers don't get mugged on the way to the bank to deposit the cash you have left after buying all those batteries and cans of baked beans! My one regret is that I didn't cash in on all the gullible people out there. I guess the mindless followers will have to return to sending their money to some televangilist or me! I will tell you whatever you want hear. One last word - GET A LIFE!!!!!

-- Michael G. Johnson (kapij@erols.com), January 05, 2000


Get a life? That's not what I wanted to hear. You're not getting ONE DIME, Mister Johnson, IF that's your real name...

-- Disappointed In You (hmmm@woah.com), January 05, 2000.

I think Mr. Johnson is pissed that he's sitting on too many beans and rice and he needs to vent his anger here.

-- eating my oreos (eatingoreos@eatingoreosss.xcom), January 05, 2000.

Michael G. Johnson,

Thank you for illuminating this forum with your profound level of dialogue and discourse.

John Ludi

-- Ludi (ludi@rollin.com), January 05, 2000.

Get out of the bunkers???? Tell it to the guvment.. didn;t they have one or two or three of them too????Wonder where that money came from to pay for them... ??????????? any answers??????

-- taxman (what tax money@I don;t care.com), January 05, 2000.


Post your address...I'll send the trucks over right away. Expect 2.5 tons of wheat, 1.25 tons of rice...uhhhhh...do you have room for all this stuff? Interested in taking one or two of my kids while your at it? I foolishly stocked up on them as well...you know Sam's Club..you can only buy the stuff by the case.

-- TM (mercier7@pdnt.com), January 05, 2000.

Gee, I KNEW I'd forgotten something......

Is it too late to pick up any bunkers at a reasonable cost?

I know where to find debunkers, but have never found them too reasonable.....

-- mushroom (mushroom_bs_too_long@yahoo.com), January 05, 2000.


Is $50 million out of your price range? :-)


-- Linkmeister (link@librarian.edu), January 05, 2000.


You sound like a veritable walking time bomb. Really! Please get some help before you hurt someone.

-- eve (123@4567.com), January 05, 2000.

Thats it, by God!

You can all just get on with you're lives, pathetic as they may be. All of you misguided souls can go back to your militia, U.F.O. or sasquatch forums from which you came. I hear the Neo-Nazis are cooking up something, but most of you probably know that already. I can't wait to see what conspiracy theories you all dream up next.

Actually, you all might consider getting lives as well! How about that!


-- Jeff Hockenberry (bogrites_rulz49@hotmail.com), January 05, 2000.

Jeff....Hey!...I resent that remark...my mother was a sasquach. But I don't seem to remember her telling about any Hockenberrys in her family tree. Maybe you guys lived on a branch higher up.

-- TM (mercier7@pdnt.com), January 05, 2000.

I just love it when all of these pollys hang around TB2000 and tell the doomers to "get a life"!

-- Laughing (laughing@stupidpollys.com), January 05, 2000.

Jeff and Mike,

Settle down now, guys. Apparently middle school's out early today, but don't you have homework to do? Wait a minute, give a listen...are you sure mom's not calling you?

-- eve (123@4567.com), January 05, 2000.

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