OT- HUMOR - received this TP warning today....(y2k failure)greenspun.com : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread
>> > WARNING!
>> > PLEASE take time out of your busy lives to check your toilet paper stockpile. >> > >> > Each package has a date on it somewhere, and it is critical that the manufacturing date is post-Aug 1998. Because of the long shelf life, many rolls are being sold that date back several years. Make sure it is Y2K compliant for your own protection. >> > >> > It has been documented that if it isn't, come January 1, 2000, a TP roll WILL revert back to 1900 ..... and turn into a Sears and Roebuck Catalog.
>> > YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! >>
-- mmmm (firstname.lastname@example.org), January 05, 2000
Did somebody say . . .TOILET PAPER? YES! Magic words! Come visit!
Discussion forum for The Toilet Paper Chronicles: Gallows Humor from the Y2k Underground
-- FM (email@example.com), January 05, 2000.
Ahhh SHIT!!! Uh, no pun intended, but I just checked my stash of 750 cases (minus two rolls) of TP in my bunker and almost HALF has started to disintegrate!!! Dang it!! Now what am I going to do??? NOW THIS IS A REAL CRISIS!!
I can't find any expiration dates on the TP. Must have been the escaped gasses from my underground compost pile. Well, never say die. Guess I'm going to have to just use up my stock of spare socks when the time comes. I can always wash these if need be.
-- Bunker Bob (firstname.lastname@example.org), January 05, 2000.