Can you guess which organization this is? Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little >over 500 employees with the following statistics: > >*29 have been accused of spousal abuse >*7 have been arrested for fraud >*19 have been accused of writing bad checks >*117 have bankrupted at least two businesses >*3 have been arrested for assault >*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit >*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges >*8 have been arrested for shoplifting >*21 are current defendants in lawsuits >*In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving > >Can you guess which organization this is? Give up? > > > > >It's the 535 members of your United States Congress. The same group that >perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep >the rest of us in line. > >

-- Curious (spammail@aol.com), January 02, 2000

Answers

Sounds like the NFL.

-- Look (at@the.facts), January 02, 2000.

Yada Yada, it is Congress.

-- Show it to (yourfellow@citizens.com), January 02, 2000.

..lol..to be the NFL you would have to add 1 accused of murder, at least 1 for breach of contract, and 1 breaking and entering to peek on neighbor's wife

-- WalterPayton (lol@nfl.org), January 02, 2000.

Could also be the Pokemon Mafia. I hear they're a mean bunch.

-- dinosaur (dinosaur@williams-net.com), January 02, 2000.

I dunno. Could be the NBA. Could be the state bar association. Could be local Catholic diocese. The possibilities are endless!!!!!

-- Truk (truk@loa.moc), January 02, 2000.

It the congress of the U.S. Did I get it right????

-- Bill (Sticky@2sides.tape), January 02, 2000.

Darn It, I just gave myself away!! Just Kidding!!

-- Bill (Sticky@2sides.tape), January 03, 2000.