I'm panicking - help - will anyone take my gold off me at $50 per oz? Best offers?

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I can't stand the suspense - from what I'm reading here, I risk losing everything on Monday. {{Quiver}}

So - any offers - I'll even pay the postage. $50? $40? No? $10?

-- Y2KGardener (govegan@aloha.net), January 01, 2000


oh, is this like Ebay?

uh... I'll bid $5.oo per ounce and we can go from there :-)



-- Mike Taylor (mtdesign3@aol.com), January 01, 2000.

I'll pay $6/oz plus postage and insurance.

-- Steve Heller (stheller@koyote.com), January 01, 2000.

I feel so sorry for you, buddy, and I'm a philanthropist, that I'll pay the whole damn $50. Half down and half on delivery. I won't try to cheat.

-- Mara (MaraWayne@aol.com), January 01, 2000.

What is that in confederate money?

-- or how (about@monopoly.money), January 01, 2000.

I'll pay $55...going...going....

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), January 01, 2000.


-- ed (edrider007@aol.com), January 01, 2000.

argh... too rich for my blood :-)

You people are ruthless!!!!

I really enjoy ya'll...thanks!



-- Mike Taylor (mtdesign3@aol.com), January 02, 2000.

YOU SAID TEN! I will buy all your gold for ten bux an ounce!

-- ed (edrider007@aol.com), January 02, 2000.


-- Jim Bob (vibratomachina@aol.com), January 02, 2000.

If you give me all your gold now, I will give you a piece of paper that says my corporation promises to pay you $56.00 per ounce in five years, plus 1.5% per year interest in the interim.

-- Nathan (nospam@all.com), January 02, 2000.

Don't you know gold futures are plunging on the Islamabad exchange???

-- fubar (foo@bar.com), January 02, 2000.

You guys are all Pikers... You'll have to pay me $50.00 an ounce to take it off your hands. but you'd better get back to me in a hurry. I am only so generous.

-- Outback (trying2do@theritething.com), January 02, 2000.

Yes, but I like gold because it is really pretty. $57 an ounce..final offer.

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), January 02, 2000.

Do you take American Express?

-- Lon Frank (lgal@exp.net), January 02, 2000.

I'll trade you for my 400 lbs of pinto beans, even up. Hey, you can't eat gold.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), January 02, 2000.

We'll trade our silver for your gold.

-- Nelson and Lamar (hunt_bros@hotmail.com), January 02, 2000.

Hmmm...and who was it that said you can't eat gold? Glad I didn't buy any.

-- Raw Goods (Rawgoods@rawgoodss.xcom), January 02, 2000.

$60/oz. E-mail real.

-- Gia (laureltree7@hotmail.com), January 02, 2000.

lol gia

i will "one up" lars and trade you pound for pound in SPAM!!

-- mebs (andrea@mebs.lurk), January 02, 2000.

I'll give you $250/oz, no kidding

-- danny (dan@symatoco.ca), January 02, 2000.

Does anybody want to unload their stash of Skoal?

-- Will continue (farming@home.com), January 02, 2000.

I'll pay $50 an ounce. Somewhere, someday a disaster will strike. Major war, oil shock etc. Gold is still good insurance....

-- (goldbug@safe.com), January 02, 2000.

I'll gladly pay $50 an ounce although you can probably get a better price on Ebay

-- John Ainsworth (ainsje00@wfu.edu), January 02, 2000.

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