Still stuck in that cramped 'survival shelter'? Does your diesel dripping generator seem less appealing when you can hear you neighbors enjoying the fruit of the Nintendos, home theater systems and PC's while connected to s still functioning power grid? Does a Big Mac sound better than yet another MRE? Well, come on down! Email me direct, and we'll see what kind of deal we can set up. Hurry now, before the flotsam and jetsam of a passe fad embarrass you amongst your friends.

NOTE: this deal does NOT include old copies of 'Time Bomb 2000', which are now only good for confetti.

-- DH (dh100@netscape.net), January 01, 2000

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DEAR DH BEND over and I will give it to you.That is the only thing you will get from this DOOMER.

-- DEEP (UP YOURS @DEEP.com), January 01, 2000.