Hi Folks,

We are into the new year and it is total chaos! The south island of new Zealand is slowly sinking and all the people have gathered at the top end, lemming like, and are throwing themselves into the sea. At home here we are fighting off tribes of chemically enhanced bikie gangs who are roaming the country side raping and pillaging like a mob of demented vikings. They eat your family dog. Three nuclear power stations have melted down and six fingered children are being born as I write. Religious leaders have turned to human sacrifice to appease their Gods.

We are using gas to power the computer and I write by the light of a candle. It cant last too long. The wells have dried up and people are ageing at a rapid rate. Our members of parliament, led by the Prime Minister, have emptied the Treasury and scarpered off to a heavily fortified village in the mountains. Who knows where it will end?

Happy New Year to all of you in the USA. Hang in there, this may be just a dream.

Love

Barrie and Henni.

-- Taz (Tassi123@aol.com), December 31, 1999

Answers

Boy, can anyone confirm the New Zealand story? This is hot stuff.

-- bob (bob@bob.bob), December 31, 1999.

Link please?

-- Bruce (Bruce@Bruce.com), December 31, 1999.

LOLROF---

-- boob (boob@boob.boob), December 31, 1999.

Meanwhile in Australia, they're tossing shrimps on the barbies. I don't understand this thing about putting crustaceans on dolls, but, hey, I'm an American.

-- dinosaur (dinosaur@williams-net.com), December 31, 1999.

Can someone please post info on how to power a computer with gas? I'm sure the 'juice' is going off here any minute and I want to be able to access this site. If a suicide bomber attack takes this forum down, will it start up somewhere else? I think shrimp means short people and not sea things. Maybe someone from down under with a gas powered computer can help us out on this one.

-- bob (boob@bob.bob), January 01, 2000.