NATIONAL GUARD

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Recently talked to a member of "THE GUARD" about Y2K preparations.

This person is in the higher echelon of command so I am not going to say too much.

However, he told me that he was to be "prepositioned" at a some town in our State. I was somewhat surprised because this town has no apparent significance. None that is until you realize that it is located along a major interstate.

I was told that the guard really expected no problems except from the possible "wacko" element.

This person told me that a small number of troops would be located around the town (would not say where) to assist local law if necessary. It sounded like the entire state was covered in this manner.

He told me that he would not be on location, but could respond within an hour. That travel for him would be "NO PROBLEM".

The whole scenario sounded a bit foolish because this town could not have more than 10,000 people in it, and assisting local law enforcement would normally be watching the local drunk pee on a tire.

I believe that what they want is control of the main highways for some reason.

-- FRODO (FRODO@MIDDLEEARTH.com), December 25, 1999

Answers

"...watching the local drunk pee on a tire." Gawd, man, don't you see!!! That is the UNIVERSAL SIGNAL of the New World Order!!!!!!!

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.cum), December 25, 1999.

A very good friend of mine is in the Florida National Guard. He says that there are no plans for anything during Y2K and that the FNG anticipates no problems.

-- the Virginian (1@1.com), December 25, 1999.

KOS ! NO ! Please tell me it ain't so !? Last night on my way home, I had to go. I think that while in the dark, I PEED ON MY TIRE !

-- Rob (maxovrdrv51@hotmail.com), December 25, 1999.

...beat ya to it, Rob. I peed on your tire too.

-- Billy Boy (Rakkasan101st@Aol.com), December 25, 1999.

FRODO, any news for us above ground? Just kidding. Looked at your e- mail to see if you mentioned state or region. So will this be north, south, east, west?

-- Hokie (nn@va.com), December 25, 1999.


...About 2 weeks ago the Harrisburg, Pa., PATRIOT NEWS, reported that all Pennsylvania NG had to carry a card with them. Card tells each guardman that at 0200 hours they are to check to see if power,water, telecommunications(tv/radio),and telephones are working. If they are out of service the NG is to report to a designated site with 3 days outfits and full gear,it is an order,they are not to wait to be contacted individually,they are to report immediately. Card also told each NG to prepare their home and family.I doubted the newspaper story until my college age daughter brought home a friend for Christmas...he is Pa NG...and he has the card......And he is now a GI..said he went out and bought several $100 of food and water....you figure the rest out...

-- clover (clover@uhhuh.net), December 25, 1999.

KOS, you're majestically mistaken on this :)! It only becomes the universal signal of the New World Order if you do it while standing on one leg, with the trouser on your other leg rolled up to the knee, at the same time as you proffer the Secret Handshape to the law enforcement officer who stops to investigate you.

Otherwise it's still just a misdemeanor.

-- John Whitley (jwhitley@inforamp.net), December 26, 1999.


I saw a dog pee on my truck's tire once. Does that count?

-- Uncle Bob (UNCLB0B@AOL.COM), December 26, 1999.

I'll go ahead and stick my neck out here and venture a guess about the reason why they may want control of the main highways. Let's see, it beats the hell out of moving N.G. troops through heavily populated wooded area's.

-- ~***~ (~***~@earth.ebe), December 26, 1999.

OBVIOUSLY this is a "guy thing"!! i was sitting in my car one day in a parking lot after a pro football game, waiting for traffic to free up. A GUY WITH A FULL BLADDER walked to the front of our car (me, a girl), turned toward the wall and, you know, urinated!!!! as if we weren't even there. my question: what is it with a wall? or tires? can't you just like put it on "nothing" or must you do it on "something"?

boy, can you imagine what kind of a place it would be if girls did this kind of stuff? amazing how any post can deteriorate on this bb.

can you imagine what the world would be like

-- tt (cuddluppy@nowhere.com), December 26, 1999.



I checked recently with a member of the Mass National Guard. They are on "Alert" but have no solid orders as yet-just report for duty on the 30th.

-- ExCop (yinadral@juno.com), December 26, 1999.

tt,

It is a male genetic thing: (1 Sam 25:22 KJV) "So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall."

(2 Ki 9:8 KJV) "For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:"

And as you can see it may be a way to identify a bad guy, unless he is just an undercover good guy.

-- Mark Hillyard (foster@inreach.com), December 26, 1999.


Believe it or not, when I had a store in the business district of a college town, I found girls pissing in back of the store too. Drove up to park one day, and there were two of them squatting in front of the back door to my shop. I yelled at them, one hoisted her drawers and ran off, the other started sputtering -- from both ends -- and hobbled away, pants stuck halfway up, a stream of piss trailing as she went.

At that point, their lowlife boyfriends come running around the corner of the building, threatening me. So, I ran them off too.

Ah, chivalry. Girlfriends have to pee? Take them to the *nicest* alley in a half-block radius!

-- Ron Schwarz (rs@clubvb.com.delete.this), December 26, 1999.


That is what is so WONDERFUL about the TB2000 forum. You get to learn so many new and interesting things.

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.cum), December 26, 1999.

Hey "the Virginian", your friend in the Florida NG must be both blind and deaf. Its been on all the news channels about our guard, where they will be and how they will be deployed. Taz

-- Taz (Tassi123@aol.com), December 26, 1999.


LOL, I verified Mark's scripture post! He is accurate. KJV

-- Hokie (nn@va.com), December 26, 1999.

Ya know, it's kinda hard to stop the stream after it starts.

-- preparing (preparing@home.com), December 26, 1999.

Saw my GI neighbor outside today cranking up his gen....We talked a bit and he said he was at Indiantown GAP last week, He wokrs on water projects.....military reservation and there he learned about the CARD the PA NG's were given... Friend's it's not BS

-- true (atop@net.com), December 27, 1999.

Uncle Bob,

Was the dog a 33rd Degree Mason by any chance?

John Ludi, (the Illuminati has agents everywhere...)

-- Ludi (ludi@rollin.com), December 27, 1999.


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