***Somthing "Fishey" on that Canuk Border !***

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CNN just stated that the cell phone AND the rental car that the Algerian and the Canadian woman were driving were BOTH listed under the name of that well known terrorist (can't remember his name).

Now, wait just a cottin' pickin' minute here. Are we to be told that these terrorists are SOOO stupid that they will register in THEIR name and not be expected to be watched/trailed ? C'mon, give me a break.

I think someone is pulling somebodies leg here, myself. Who is doing the pulling and for what reason, I won't speculate on. You can probably come up with a conclusion though, as I have. One thing I just can't fathom though, is that this is legit. I'm not a terrorist (unless posting here compromises me) and even I know better than to do that, if I was a terrorist.

Sorry, you can tune a piano but ya can't tune a tuna. SOMETHIN' FISHY UP YONDER !

-- Rob (maxovrdrv51@hotmail.com), December 23, 1999


check out the c4ixxx@hotmail thread below.

"we are taking questions"

-- d----- (dciinc@aol.com), December 23, 1999.

Salaima Von Rotten, doesn't wash here.

-- Folksled (huskters@astraybyothers.com), December 23, 1999.

I've warned every one about those sneaky Canadians,they have lurked to the north coveting the warmer pastures to the south, For years they have denuded their forests ,hoping that global warming would bring temps to a livable level and put an end to dollar dominance once and for all. Now having been disarmed they are importing foreign terrorists to do their dirty work. I have been assured by vacationing canucks that this is so! Achmed Ben whatsisname is just the tip of the infiltration iceberg, You can expect a small army of their agents to be spotted in Miami,Phoenix,San Diego and Honolulu. You can spot them by their bright cheap chinese shirts purchased at K-mart green light sales and at last count every second canadian will be speaking Cantonese or wearing a turban. A sure sign that these are the dreaded Canadians are the code words they use in conversations such as oooout, and aboooot. If you hear these trigger words you can be assured you are in the presence of real live Canadian terrorists. another sure sign is the tips and gratutities they fail to leave with their checks in resturants. It's been explained to me that no self respecting Canadian would ever wait on tables,these jobs are delegated to recent immigrants only and english speaking Canadians continue to promote the rigid caste system of the Empire,"Hey Boy more tea" ! So you have been warned, Be alert,be vigilant,Be on guard,The silent invasion will be passing through your towns and cities any moment now and don,t expect any tips. ----- this does not include savy canuk posters such as Brian.

-- merek (merek@aloha.net), December 24, 1999.

Say what you will about the Canadians, but the fact remains that they have HP Sauce, the world's best Chinese restaurant (Sai Woo, at Bay & Dundas in Toronto), and some *excellent* beer.

-- Ron Schwarz (rs@clubvb.com.delete.this), December 24, 1999.

In the words made immortal by the South Park boys "Blame Canada!" :-)

-- rw (ridleywalker@aol.com), December 24, 1999.

Let's stop after the excellent beer okay.....we're top notch there......we can hardly take credit for Chinese food though and HP Sauce comes from England.

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), December 24, 1999.

I'm tellin' ya it's them evil Canadoomers plottin' to come take us over. They're sendin' in terrorists to blow up our breweries and render us incapacitated by a beer shortage during the college bowl games.

Then they're gonna roll in, offerin' us their Canadian beer. All the folks will get brainwashed on that stuff just like the MacKenzie bothers, Bob and Doug from the old Great White North.

They're gonna conquer us without a shot and all us Americans are gonna be runnin' around sayin' "Eh?" and pronouncin' words with "out" as "oot" by time March rolls around, you know, eh?


-- Wildweasel (vtmldm@epix.net), December 24, 1999.

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