In the interest of lightening the mood around here today, I offer the following. This is sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland":

Dog tags ring, are you listening'?
In the lane, snow is glistening'.
It's yellow, NOT white, I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wandering vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man, So all
the world will know that it's
mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast;
"Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth, I
marked it as my winter wonderland." >>


-- Anonymous, December 13, 1999

Answers

Very cute! I like it.

-- Anonymous, December 14, 1999