Heh heh. Since we're dealing with World War II scenarios, let's just go back to a national best-seller from 1942, from Spike Jones and the City Slickers....

Doom Song, part 1 -- Part 1

Doom Song, part 2 -- Part 2

Doom Song, part 3 -- Part 3

Doom Song, part 4 -- Part 4

um....substitute names as you see fit. ("When Herr Garee says,....")

(Geekie tech notes -- these .wav files are all in PCM 11,025 Hz, 8 Bit, Mono format. Very standard. If your browser gives you some flak about a plug-in, you can just right-click on the link, and save the file to disk. Any Win 95/98 version of Sound Recorder will play these just fine.)

-- Chicken Little (panic@forthebirds.net), December 08, 1999

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