Pink jetliners--what airlines? : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread

A couple of months ago, at the request of a chemtrail paranoic, I monitored the flights over my house for a couple of hours.

Among other interesting things, there were two or three bright pink commercial sized jets.

I don't fly all that many different airlines, and can't identify this color (Didn't Braniff used to have some bright pink planes?)

Anyone here be able to help?

The only reason I can say for sure they were pink is because I was using a pretty fine pair of binoculars. All the other ones appeared to be silver colored.


-- Al K. Lloyd (, December 05, 1999


Congratulations! You have solved the chemtrail mystery. In fact, the chemtrails are actually "Mary Kay Cosmetics" aircraft spraying the new Mary Kay perfume all over the country. It has been a great promotional campaign resulting in the promotion of the company's marketing director to that of Senior VP of Sales. It is rumored that Avon is in negotiations with Boeing to aquire their own fleet of perfume spraying aircraft.

-- for real (, December 05, 1999.

You snooze, you lose. Dang, that was going to be my answer.

-- smfdoc (, December 06, 1999.

Aren't those really Pink Panther Planes by the Mattel Company? The "chemtrails" are really kitty dropping in disguise?

-- Planes R US (me, December 06, 1999.

Garsh, ya'll; are y'all serious, or what?

Ask a serious question, and look at the abuse I get.


-- Al K. Lloyd (, December 06, 1999.

God, you've stumbled on the answer,The pink aircraft are owned by a secret cabal of gay male millionaires, who have been dusting America with tons of estrogen, the plan is simple, by 2005, all American and a few Canadian will have grown breasts on their backs and so transformed will become the love slaves of the self same secret society. as Fox Mulder says,Look to the sky the answer is out there someplace.

-- Robert Dearboy (the pink, December 06, 1999.

well...the jetliner that crashed in the 'glades a few years ago...their planes are pink...

-- Satanta (, December 06, 1999.

well... did you notice if the plane that crashed in the "glades" had matching drapes and throw pillows? If not- a disaster...a complete disaster!

-- for real (, December 06, 1999.

Al K : I think you were looking at "Virgin Airlines" planes, their colors are pink.

-- Furie (, December 06, 1999.

IT IS TOO EARLY to be laughing this hard. i like the mary kay notion. if the products were originally used to make leather soft, imagine what the heck they will do to your lungs and sinuses.

-- tt (, December 06, 1999.

I can tell you folks think this is a bullshit question. I'm frustrated. I DID see these planes. And they WERE blowing out those strange vapor trails. But, then again, so were most of the silver planes.

What are the silver planes, all you smarties? Lone Ranger Airlines?


-- Al K. Lloyd (, December 06, 1999.

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