http://www.theonion.com/onion3544/jesus_birthday.html

-- counting down (the@days.now), December 04, 1999

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Jesus said 2000 years is enough. He has resigned and named Elvis as his successor

-- Joe (phrofit @ y2k.com), December 04, 1999.

Administrator:

Please remove this thread. I saw the article in the printed version and although the headline is slightly humorous, the article is very offensive and bigotedly anti-Christian.

-- Jon Johnson (narnia4@usa.net), December 04, 1999.

JJ - You are full of it. The Jesus "really dreading" only jokes about jesus turning 2,000 and how much he dreads it. There's no 'offensive or bigotedly anti-Christian' jive on there.

Lighen up - Lack of sense of humor is #2 problem in the world. (#1 is too many idiots)

-- dw (y2k@outhere.com), December 04, 1999.

Lighten up! This is cool. Personally, I see nothing wrong in it and think God and Jesus have a sense of humor just like you ought to. As a card carrying fundimentalist Christian, I think YOU are the problem, not the author of this thread!

-- nothing (better@to.do), December 04, 1999.

It uses G_d in vain, and personifies Christ as in "Last Temptation of Christ" movie. I consider it blasphemous, but couldn't help from giggling and mailing it to my friends, one of whom is a minister. I'll let you know if they stop talking to me now, heh.

-- Hokie (nn@va.com), December 04, 1999.