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As ________ of this great land of __________, I was want to personally assure you that we/they/us have made great strides/progress/leaps in the area of Y2K remediation. We have met our deadline of _________with ___ days to spare, and to date have found only __% of our critical/secondary/primary components required _______ (smile, look around room). As such, I strongly encourage everyone to prepare as if for a _____________, not to take any greater precaution than if you were to ________, or __________. I myself, plan to be flying/driving/or __________ when the clock rolls over to January 1, and plan to keep only $____ on hand. We are on top of this!! So don't panic/worry/create havoc. All is _____!!!!!!

-- VIP (official@bus.ness), December 01, 1999

Answers

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-- love it (template@R.us), December 01, 1999.

From Glyme's Formula for Success: " The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made." (Jean Gieraudoux)

-- Linda (lwmb@psln.com), December 01, 1999.

Perfect! You shouldn't have given away the copyright on that, it would have made you millions in royalties. :)

-- Colin MacDonald (roborogerborg@yahoo.com), December 02, 1999.

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