Mah heart, mah heart! : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread


I guess I shouldn't be listening to the news out the corner of my ear while I'm still waking up. I heard, "And later today, President Clinton will be pardoning the official White House Attorney..."

I spun around to face the toob and listen eagerly for "the rest of the story" from the CNBC babbling head. "...a [how ever many] pound turkey named..."


-- Ron Schwarz (, November 24, 1999


A turkey pardoning a turkey.....Who'd a thunk!

-- CygnusXI (, November 24, 1999.

Happens every year. The turkeys get sent to a farm outside D.C. They live out their lives there, actually just a few years; turkeys' life-spans aren't all that long.

-- just some info (for@you.foreigners), November 24, 1999.

"And later today, President Clinton will be pardoning ... a [how ever many] pound turkey named..." Boy, if THAT isn't a nice, slow, underhand pitch right up the middle!

-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), November 24, 1999.

He HAD to let lunch off the hook. Cannibalism is illegal!


-- Y2Kook (, November 24, 1999.

I think you missed the point: this issue was covered in another thread dealing with Turkeys and the Art of Eros: the turkey was being spared from Sausage Stuffing.

Squirrel Hunter >"<

-- SH (, November 24, 1999.

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